Well the public transport really peeves
Bratty teenagers and baby's wails
When I get back home I crave the leaves
A pot of hot stuff never fails
I got some caffeine in my bloodstream now
Some antioxidants to fill my cup
I got a pot, a kettle, spoon and wow
All I gotta do is brew some up
Cause I say

Put on that kettle, sir
And make a drink for me
Don't take no sugar
Pour it out
I just gotta have a cup of tea
This work will stress me out
I can't wait to be free
Come my break I'll have to shout
I just gotta have a cup of tea

No sir, I don't need silver service
Just a tea, I'd love one, ta
It's what I wish
Just pour, delish!
It's a drink that's fit for a czar

Dunk some digestives in
What heaven it will be
I'm in the mood to have some brewed
I just gotta have a cup of tea

Not a cup of juice!
Not a can of coke!
Not a glass of wine! Oh, you surely joke...
Not the alcohol
Not drinking beer
Cup 'n' saucer, grab me a tea bag, don't you drip
And I'll make the liquid disappear

So when I'm sitting, yawning, droopy eyes
It's a cure to stop my midday snooze
Have it herbal, black or even iced
I've been drinking and it isn't booze
I've got a potent drink to lift my lids
So warm that pot, I really wanna pour
I'm refusing all of Red Bull's bids
Cause it's tea I want and I am sure, so more

Put on that kettle sir, make a cup or two or three
I've got the bug, fill up my mug
I just gotta have a cup, gotta have a cup
Really gotta have a cup, gotta have a cup
I just - gotta - have a - CUP OF TEEEEEEEEA!
(I just gotta have a cup of tea)