Song Parodies -> He'll Go To Jail
| Original Song Title: | "I'm Your Angel" |
| Original Performer: | R. Kelly and Celine Dion |
| Parody Song Title: | "He'll Go To Jail" |
| Parody Written by: | Leo |
A tape which claims to show American singer R. Kelly having sex with a minor has surfaced in Chicago, leading prosecutors there to charge the singer with 21 counts of child pornography. If convicted, he faces up to 15 years in jail, although both him and the family of the girl in the tape have denied the charges.As sung by R. Kelly and Chicago prosecutors
(Prosecutor)
So we think this guy, he did a crime
And what we will do is take this guy to court, oh yeah
And they will decide, should his freedom be lost
What we will soon do is make sure that he will pay
(R. Kelly)
I'm innocent see, acquittal will come
Since this whole case, over 'fore it begun
Don't worry my dears, I will soon be free
You will all soon believe
(Prosecutors)
His excuses, we don't buy
Must have pulled them out of the sky
This case will be your big downfall, see
You will go to jail
Sex with a minor, you see
Is quite a big felony, my dear
It makes no difference who you are
You will go to jail
You'll go to jail
(R. Kelly)
These charges they'll stop and I will soon belie
These cases of mine, then the truth you will find
Don't have anything to find me guilty
I will not go near any jail
Since the verdict will go my way
(Prosecutor)
The tape they will see, the verdict will come
"He's guilty as hell, his jail time has begun
For fifteen long years, throw away the key"
We'll make them all believe
(Prosecutors)
His excuses, we don't buy
Must have pulled them out of the sky
This case will be your big downfall, see
You will go to jail
Sex with a minor, you see
Is quite a big felony, my dear
It makes no difference who you are
You will go to jail
You'll go to jail
(R. Kelly)
And now it's time to go to court
(Prosecutor)
Jury will soon decide
(R. Kelly)
My innocence they'll report
(Prosecutor)
Let the truth be their sole guide
'ven if it seems that acquittal is drawing near
We will not give up the fight
Not innocent, 'nuff of his lies
(Prosecutors)
His excuses, we don't buy
Must have pulled them out of the sky
This case will be your big downfall, see
You will go to jail
Sex with a minor, you see
Is quite a big felony, my dear
It makes no difference who you are
You will go to jail
(Prosecutors)
His excuses, we don't buy
Must have pulled them out of the sky
This case will be your big downfall, see
You will go to jail
Sex with a minor, you see
Is quite a big felony, my dear
It makes no difference who you are
You will go to jail
You'll go to jail
So we think this guy, he did a crime
And what we will do is take this guy to court, oh yeah
And they will decide, should his freedom be lost
What we will soon do is make sure that he will pay
(R. Kelly)
I'm innocent see, acquittal will come
Since this whole case, over 'fore it begun
Don't worry my dears, I will soon be free
You will all soon believe
(Prosecutors)
His excuses, we don't buy
Must have pulled them out of the sky
This case will be your big downfall, see
You will go to jail
Sex with a minor, you see
Is quite a big felony, my dear
It makes no difference who you are
You will go to jail
You'll go to jail
(R. Kelly)
These charges they'll stop and I will soon belie
These cases of mine, then the truth you will find
Don't have anything to find me guilty
I will not go near any jail
Since the verdict will go my way
(Prosecutor)
The tape they will see, the verdict will come
"He's guilty as hell, his jail time has begun
For fifteen long years, throw away the key"
We'll make them all believe
(Prosecutors)
His excuses, we don't buy
Must have pulled them out of the sky
This case will be your big downfall, see
You will go to jail
Sex with a minor, you see
Is quite a big felony, my dear
It makes no difference who you are
You will go to jail
You'll go to jail
(R. Kelly)
And now it's time to go to court
(Prosecutor)
Jury will soon decide
(R. Kelly)
My innocence they'll report
(Prosecutor)
Let the truth be their sole guide
'ven if it seems that acquittal is drawing near
We will not give up the fight
Not innocent, 'nuff of his lies
(Prosecutors)
His excuses, we don't buy
Must have pulled them out of the sky
This case will be your big downfall, see
You will go to jail
Sex with a minor, you see
Is quite a big felony, my dear
It makes no difference who you are
You will go to jail
(Prosecutors)
His excuses, we don't buy
Must have pulled them out of the sky
This case will be your big downfall, see
You will go to jail
Sex with a minor, you see
Is quite a big felony, my dear
It makes no difference who you are
You will go to jail
You'll go to jail
Copyright 2002 by Leo. Listen to this song and more with MIDI atLeo's Song Parody Page
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