Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "I'm too Skinny"

Original Song Title:

"I'm too Sexy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Right Said Fred

Parody Song Title:

"I'm too Skinny"

Parody Written by:

Josh 2

The Lyrics

enjoy
I'm too skinny too lift weights
too skinny too lift weights
Completely skin and bones

I'm too skinny for Sumo
Too skinny for sumo
I'm not fat enough

I'm too skinny for gut barging
Too skinny for gut barging
I've no beer belly

I'm too skinny for the girlies
Too skinny for the the girlies
They just slap me in the face

I'm a stick man you know I'm so lean
and I only eat four peanuts in a day
I'm anorexic, anorexia
I only eat four peanuts in a day

I'm too skinny for fat camp
Too skinny for the fat camp
They said I'm not fat

And I'm too skinny for a hat
Too skinny for a hat
I look like a mat

I'm a stick man you know I'm so lean
and I only eat four peanuts in a day
I'm anorexic, anorexia
I only eat four peanuts in a day

I'm to skinny for my x3

I'm a stick man you know I'm so lean
and I only eat four peanuts in a day
I'm anorexic, anorexia
I only eat four peanuts in a day

I'm skinny enough for pipes
Skinny enough for pipes
Fall down drain, fall down drain pipes
I'm too skinny too lift weights
too skinny too lift weights
Completely skin and bones
rate n comment

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   1
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   2
 3
 3
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Alternate Universe Bertram - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't remember the pacing of TOS well enough to vote. I like how this is a parody about skinny people, as opposed to the millions that are about fat people. A bit repetitive, but in the verses it is very, very funny.
MrMacphisto - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
"Lean on me, when you're not strong, and I'll feed you fat, to pack some pounds on..." Inspirational... 5-5-5

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/rightsaidfred9.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1136