I'm too chubby for a diet, too chubby for a diet
Diet's going to kill me

I'm too chubby for my shirt, too chubby for my shirt
Too chubby for words
And I'm too chubby for my chair, too chubby for my chair
Take up too much air

And I'm too chubby for my jazzy
Too chubby for my jazzy
No way I'm fittin' in it

I'm a fatty you know what I mean
'Cause I eat a little bit every hour
Yeah every minute every second yeah
I've got a double chin where my neck was

I'm too chubby for my car, too chubby for my car
It's scrapin' the tar
And I'm too chubby just to stand
Too chubby just to stand and I always need a fan

I'm a fatty you know what I mean
And I know I'm overweight 'cause my scale broke
Yeah but I don't care I just eat more yeah
I stuff my flabby face to the limit

I'm too chubby for my, too chubby for my, too chubby for my

'Cause I'm a fatty you know what I mean
Yes I make a little quake on the richter
Yeah on the richter on the richter yeah
I shake the atmosphere when I'm walkin'

I'm too chubby for my pants, too chubby for my pants
Poor stretchies, poor stretchy pants
I'm too chubby for my floor, too chubby for my floor
Floor's going to break through

And I'm too chubby for this song