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Song Parodies -> "I'm Too Picky"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Too Sexy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Right Said Fred

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Too Picky"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

Nuther food-related marathon.
I’m too picky for your food, too picky for your food,
Food’s going to peeve me.

I’m too picky for this steak, too picky for this steak,
So picky it squirts.
And I’m too picky for champagne, too picky for Merlot,
Cabernet’s got to go.

I’m too picky for your brunch,
Too picky for your buffet,
No way I’m having seconds.

I’m a critic, from Food Magazine,
And I criticize meals on the table.
Yeah, on the table, on the table yeah,
I do my little review on your table.

I’m too picky for your Waiter, too picky for your Chef,
Including your Sous Chef.
And I’m too picky for sorbet,
Too picky for dessert, clear it on the busboy tray.

I’m a critic, from Food Magazine,
And I criticize meals on my clipboard.
Yeah, on my clipboard, on my clipboard yeah,
I do my little review on my clipboard.

I’m too picky for my, too sickly for my, too tricky for my.

I’m a critic, from Food Magazine,
And I criticize meals on my lunch break.
Yeah, on my lunch break, on my lunch break yeah,
I do my little review on my lunch break.

I’m too picky for your salads, too picky for your Sushi,
I like Sushi well done.
I’m too picky for you fool, too picky for your gruel,
Food’s going to peeve me.

And I’m too picky for this tong.

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adagio - March 21, 2009 - Report this comment
good one.
Jim Rotondo - March 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio, long live the one-hit wonders.

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