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Song Parodies -> "Nobody Wants to Be Homely"

Original Song Title:

"Nobody Wants To Be Lonely"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Nobody Wants to Be Homely"

Parody Written by:

Justazeroman

The Lyrics

Why, why, why...

Never far
From my dusty tomb
Yes, I should have known
It seems apropos
I part my hair and give the door a shove
I am incognito

Hide my face in the shadows
Agony!, Amnesty!
Don't you know that

Nobody wants to be homely
I'm such an ugly guy
Nobody's longing to hold me
They're happy that I hide
Life is precious and it's slipping away
And I've been hiding for the whole of my life
Nobody wants to be homely that's why
Nobody loves me like you

Why,why, why

Can you hear my voice?
Do you think I'm wrong?
Yet you're so afraid
So depart far from me
This homily's for everyone who dares
To look at my charms, you see

Failing light, it's getting hazy
Waken me, waken me
I'm still trying

Nobody wants to be homely
I'm such an ugly guy
Nobody's longing to hold me
They're happy that I hide
Life is precious and it's slipping away
And I've been hiding for the whole of my life
Nobody wants to be homely that's why
Nobody loves me like you

Why, why, why
Oh why, why, why, why, why
Why, why, why

They're all in complicity
Hoping that I'll stop breathing
If you appreciate life
Just slip away, Just slip away
Just slip away, Just slip away
Stay away from this undertow

Nobody wants to be homely
I'm such an ugly guy
Nobody wants to be homely
I don't want to be homely
I think it's time to die
I'm such an ugly guy
Nobody's longing to hold me
I don't want to behold me
They're happy when I hide
Life is precious and it's slipping away
And I've been hiding for the whole of my life
Nobody wants to be homely that's why
Nobody loves me like you
Why, why, why
Nobody loves me like you
Why, why, why
Why, oh why, why, why, why, why

Nobody wants to be homely
I'm such an ugly guy
I think it's time to die
Nobody's longing to hold me
They're happy when I hide
Nobody wants to be homely
Nobody wants to hold me
I think it's time I died

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