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Song Parodies -> "Wearin' a Cheesy Logo!"

Original Song Title:

"Livin' La Vida Loca"

Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Wearin' a Cheesy Logo!"

Parody Written by:

Wendy Christopher

The Lyrics

He is a human billboard, free advertising space
You got a hyped-up brand name? This guy puts it pride of place!

This guy is never subtle; you know that he’s got no class
‘Cos ‘Preparation H’* is tattooed across his ass

He’s even got a mullet that’s endorsed by L’Oreal
But is he really worth it, well, I guess only time will tell
If he’s got The Hair from Hell (Hard sell!)

Does it all day long – he’s wearin’ a cheesy logo!
That F-word’s spelled all wrong? Wearin’ a cheesy logo!
His pants are inside-out ‘cos the brand he wears is in vogue-o
Just so you know he’s wearin’ a cheesy logo (look out!)
Wearin’ a cheesy logo!
He’s wearin’ a cheesy logo!

Woke up to Hello Kitty, she was fun and cheap as well
He bought her T-shirt and stationary, and now his workmates all give him hell

He sometimes gets confused and thinks his name is Hugo Boss
But while he’s Mr. Product Placement he don’t give a toss
Fashion’s gain dignity’s loss (so lost!)

People laugh and say “You’re wearin’ a cheesy logo!
Dear God, put it away, wearin’ a cheesy logo!
You look a proper tit and the Simpson’s tie has to go-go!”
But he can’t give up wearin’ a cheesy logo
He’s wearin’ a cheesy logo
Still wearin’ a cheesy logo!

+++( Instrumental Interlude, for some funky dad-dancing! )+++

He’ll even wear a price tag as a bracelet at a stretch
And covets Harrods carrier bags like a sad old dribbling lech
It’s enough to make you retch (Yee-huuurrr!)

Does it ‘cos he can – he’s wearin’ a cheesy logo!
‘Cos even Superman’s wearin’ a cheesy logo!
A walkin’ Post-It Note, not an inch of him is a no-go
Just loves sellin’ out, wearin’ a cheesy logo (sell out!)
Wearin’ a cheesy logo!
He’s wearin’ a cheesy logo!
* A brand of Haemarroid cream in the UK.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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John Barry - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Well said!
Johnny D - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
No ads on nads? Gotta draw the line somewhere, I suppose!
blackjack21 - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
They're going loco with the logos. Nice job.
Christie Marie M - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Cheesiest logos: TV Closing Logos! What Blackjack said!!! 555's!
Phil Alexander - October 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Shame the guy wasn't a tramp.. then he'd have been a logo-a-go-go hobo ;-)

PS "Funky dad dancing"??? I resemble that remark

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