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Song Parodies -> "Goin' Levitra Loco"

Original Song Title:

"Livin' La Vita Loca"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Goin' Levitra Loco"

Parody Written by:

Walt Conner

The Lyrics

After seeing Kagendo's Version I though I would take a shot at this one so I sat down at lunch and came up with a diddy about E.D.
We tried a new position
I can't describe it here
I had her full permission
Let's say it caused some fear
She likes the new sensations
It's now curving to the right
I get these great erections
We do it every night

She will take her clothes off
And starts jumping on the bed
Our sex life has gone crazy,
It's not only in my head…
One small pill before I'm fed

Inside and outside
I'm goin' Levitra Loco
Swing set and hot tub
We're goin' Levitra loco
I find her on the bed I am afraid I just may hurt ya
You can't wear me out!
Goin' Levitra loco (c'mon)
I've gone Levitra loco (c'mon)
She's lovin' Levitra loco

Wake up, I'm always ready
I am sporting morning wood
She does her part, does it for me honey
I'm very proud, makes her feel so good

Doc prescribed Var-Den-a-fil*
It's not covered by my plan
Once you have a sample, man
You'll want to have it filled…
So forget about the bill

Last night and to-night
We'll go Levitra Loco
She'll pull and hold on tight
She's goin' Levitra loco
She brings me food in bed and my fav-rets "Tuna Taco"
She can't wear me out
Goin' Levitra loco…
Goin' Levitra loco…
She's goin' Levitra loco

She'll want to tear your clothes off
And you'll do the wild refrain
Our sex life has gone crazy
And the size is quite a gain…
Yet it causes her no pain

Pry-a-piz-um **
Levitra makes me loco
You cannot keep it down
Goin' Levitra loco
It get's so rough in bed I am afraid I'm gonna hurt ya
Just can't wear me out
Lovin' Levitra loco
(Repeat)

Goin Levitra loco
Goin Levitra loco
Goin Levitra loco
Goin Levitra loco
* Vardenafil HCI is the pharmaceutical name for Levitra ** Pryapism - Any abnormally sustained erection lasting several hours to several days (Seek medical attention Immediately) Copyright 2007 - WBC - All Rights Reserved

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Peter Andersson - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved the title, and the parody too. Maybe it's more of a parody for whatfreaks.com than amiright but since you got it in... :-)
Walt C - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Peter, what are the perameters for cleanliness ??? Did you think it was dirty
alvin - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
great title switch...and the parody rose to the occasion
TJC - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Very funny and perfect title sub as alvin said... also, I'm sure TT will appreciate the nod...
Phil Alexander - October 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Not heard of levitra before... but I can guess its effects, I guess. Any coincidence it's an anagrame of "vile rat"?
PMS - October 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Very creative, cincos
Parameters for cleanliness - October 28, 2007 - Report this comment
You'll find us under links high up on the submit a parody page, but toing the line is mostly ok.
Andria - November 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm surprised that this one didn't end up on WhatFreaks or not on AiR at all because of its content. 5's all across, nonetheless, even though I hate Ricky Martin's music and think that PR and Guam should be cut loose from the US because of the relative lack of English-speakers.

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