She's not a mornin' person.
Hates Mondays just as well.
She needs her cup of Java
To get her feelin' well.

She's into Frapps and Lattes,
Espresso shots galore.
She's prone to disappointment,
Vanilla Crème's a bore.

She doesn't mess with Maxwell House,
Thinks the taste is way too plain.
She'll make you drive an extra mile
While skidding in the rain.
Even through a hurricane.
C'mon!

She won't take it black!
She's sippin' Her Starbucks Mocha.
It's almost like it's crack!
Sippin' her Starbucks Mocha.

And when she's had too much,
She's so annoying you want to choke-her!
But, she's not talkin' smack,
It's only her Starbucks Mocha.
She's sippin' her Starbucks Mocha!

Woke up disoriented,
Then the blur began to fade.
Soon I smelled a distinct aroma:
Tazo® Black Tea Lemonade!

She'll never touch your Folgers,
You can drink it on your own.
She only likes her Java if it's
Made with extra foam.
But she'll never drink alone.

Try Vanilla Bean!
Or stick with a Starbucks Mocha.
Try Tazo® Black Iced Tea!
There's always a Starbucks Mocha.

When you were just a kid,
I bet you had a Super-Soaker!
Who needs Water Guns,
When you got your Starbucks Mocha?!
She's sippin' her Starbucks Mocha!