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Song Parodies -> "Livin' in Minnesota"

Original Song Title:

"Livin' la Vida Loca"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Livin' in Minnesota"

Parody Written by:

Rich Lyons

The Lyrics

From the guy who brought you Canadian Cake over 14 months ago comes Livin' in Minnesota, which was half-inspired by the same-named joke album put out by a radio station, and half by being bored at 1:00 a.m. Enjoy!
She's into minnow fishing, walleye and northern pike.
I feel a premonition she's not gonna get one bite.
She cheers the Golden Gophers and tends to lean to the right.
She's got a pair of loafers that she slips into at night.

She'll make you put your gloves on and go shovel out the drive
She'll make you scrape her winshield off and she'll make you feel alive
from the moment you arrive, Eh!

Upside, inside out she's livin in Minnesota
She'll push and pull you down, livin in Minnesota
Her lips are chafed and red and she likes to dance the polka
She will warm you up livin in Minnesota, Eh!
Livin in Minnesota, Eh!
She's livin in Minnesota.

Woke up in Apple Valley at the Minnesota Zoo
She hopped aboard the Metro Transit
And then she said that we were through
She never drinks Eureka and makes you order Lawson Creek
Once you've had a taste of it you'll turn the other cheek
Yeah, it'll make you feel unique.

Upside, inside out she's livin in Minnesota
She'll push and pull you down, livin in Minnesota
Her lips are chafed and red and she likes to dance the polka
She will warm you up livin in Minnesota, Eh!
Livin in Minnesota, Eh!
She's livin in Minnesota.

She'll make you put your gloves on and go shovel out the drive
She'll make you scrape her winshield off and she'll make you feel alive
from the moment you arrive, Eh!

Upside, inside out she's livin in Minnesota
She'll push and pull you down, livin in Minnesota
Her lips are chafed and red and she likes to dance the polka
She will warm you up livin in Minnesota, Eh!
Livin in Minnesota, Eh!
She's livin in Minnesota.

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Johnny D - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
What a take on the Land O' Lakes! 5s!
Rex - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Never been to Minnesota, but I enjoyed this parody!
Michael Pacholek - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
How can you write about Minnesota and not mention all the failed Presidential campaigns? One by Walter Mondale (1984), three by Hubert Humphrey (1960, '68 and '72; at least they got the nomination and got to be Vice President for a term each), three by Eugene McCarthy (1968, '72 and '76) and a whopping nine by Harold Stassen (between 1948 and '92 but never seriously after '52). And not mention the postseason flops of the Minnesota Vikings? Or hockey?
Tim Hall - April 06, 2008 - Report this comment
This is so sweet, but you forgot the Mall of America with its indoor roller coaster
Bob and Doug McKenzie - June 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Good song about Minnesota, Eh?
abernathycjm - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Here in Minnesota, we do not say Eh?!

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