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Song Parodies -> "He is a Crappy Bowler"

Original Song Title:

"Livin La Vida Loca"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"He is a Crappy Bowler"

Parody Written by:

AussieWitticist

The Lyrics

A song about someone bad at bowling (cricket).
He's in to high-speed bowling, bouncers aimed right at your eyes,
I've got a premonition, they'll score some runs when they face this guy.
He's in to swinging yorkers, thunderbolts, playing under lights;
The captain makes up new [field] positions, for every day and night [game]:

He'll make the fans get desperate and start praying for some rain,
He'll make you give him the ball but the scoreboard will show pain,
Yeah scorin as fast as a train!

[Chorus]
Off side, leg side wides:
He is a crappy bowler!
The length is up and and down,
He is a crappy bowler!
He bowls a full toss, and the next one is a bouncer;
He won't get you out!
He is a crappy bowler!
COME ON!

Woke up, in Peshawar, in a dodgy hospital,
He knocked me out and he took my wicket,
It must have been, a beam ball.

He never finds the right length and makes you call for a quick change,
Once you give him a spell, you will never win the game,
Yeah he'll make you go insane!

[Chorus]

He'll make the fans go crazy and start praying for some rain,
He'll make you give him the ball but the scoreboard will show pain,
Yeah scorin as fast as a train!

[Chorus]
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Johnny D - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
You win the test!
Stephen Harrington - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds like he's worst off than me, 555.
Larry Hensley - May 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny one
Phil Alexander - May 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Is he Sri Lankan, by any chance? (England have just declared at 551-6 :-) )
Kat - May 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds interesting but the source material (cricket) could be considered a little obscure.
Phil Alexander - May 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Cricket, obscure? No more so than baseball or basketball would be this side of the Atlantic...
Aussie Witticist - May 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Given one billion fanatical Indians, cricket is one of the world's biggest games xP
Stuart McArthur - May 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Paul (yes?) - you sound familiar - or is it just that the bowler sounds like Mike Whitney...555

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