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Song Parodies -> "He's Known As Jason Voorhees"

Original Song Title:

"Livin' La Vida Loca"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"He's Known As Jason Voorhees"

Parody Written by:

Brady Twins

The Lyrics

Ricky... meet Jason!
Listen to superstitions, black cats, number thirteen
I feel an evil presence, that dude's an ugly scene
He's into new massacres, new style like hockey masks
He'll got a new mission, bloody fights and gorey tasks

When you take your clothes off and go dancing in the nude
He'll make you run like crazy as you run through the grass
Feel the machete through your a**!
Ouchies!

[CHORUS:]
Downside, upside down, He's Known as Jason Voorhees
Just run or get away, He's Known as Jason Voorhees
His eyes are devil red and he gives you heebie jeebies
He will cut you up, Known as Jason Voorhees, Come On!
Known as Jason Voorhees
He's Known as Jason Voorhees

Woke up in Camp Crystal Lake in a smelly cheap cabin
I rent this hut, but manager's dead
Went to swim in the lake, then I saw an ugly head
I try to run away but I forgot to take my clothes
Once he caught me in my tracks, I'll never be same
Yeah, he'll make you go insane

[CHORUS]

He'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the nude
He'll make you run like crazy as you run through the grass
Feel the machete through your a**!
Ouchies!

[CHORUS]
About the dancing in the nude... we thought about being nudey irrittates him and gets him to kill people.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

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Unknown - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL!!! I could imagine Jason singing Ricky Martin!
Dumb Ass Kid - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
If there was an extra voting poll titled "Originality", you guys would score 5 for every single one of your parodies!!! But it's frustrating because you just can't seem to hit the nail on the head when it comes to pacing...
Stephen aka Step-chan - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with DAK about the originality. 555(I'll take your word on pacing, haven't heard it in awhile).

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