She's into new positions
Doin' yoga at the gym
Her bod's in great condition
Her torso is so slim
I took a private lesson
Her spine is like a snake
I've got a true confession
It was a big mistake
She'll make you take your
Clothes off and put on a leotard
Astanga Vinyasa Yoga'
Whatever, I breathe like a retard
These stretches are too hard!

CHORUS:
It will stretch you out
Doin' vinyasa yoga
She'll bend, you'll blackout
Doin' vinyasa yoga
The movement never stops
She's gonna give you a stroke-a
She will wear you out
Doin' vinyasa yoga
She's doin' vinyasa yoga

Woke up in the Cleveland Clinic
It looked like a cheap hotel
She took my money
but she stretched my muscles
And for that I wish her well
She never seems to sweat
And makes you cry out
in such pain
Once you've had her private class
You'll never be the same
Yeah, I've got a muscle strain!

REPEAT CHORUS

She'll make you take your
Clothes off and put on a leotard
She'll make you breathe and stretch and pose
Man, I breathe like a retard
These stretches are too hard!

It will stretch you out
Doin' vinyasa yoga
She'll bend, you'll blackout
Doin' vinyasa yoga
The movement never stops
She's gonna give you a stroke-a
She will wear you out
Doin' vinyasa yoga
She's doin' vinyasa yoga
Doin' vinyasa yoga
Doin' vinyasa yoga
Doin' vinyasa yoga


It will stretch you out
Doin' vinyasa yoga
She'll bend, you'll blackout
Doin' vinyasa yoga
The movement never stops
She's gonna give you a stroke-a
She will wear you out
Doin' vinyasa yoga
She's doin' vinyasa yoga
Doin' vinyasa yoga
Doin' vinyasa yoga
Doin' vinyasa yoga