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Song Parodies -> "Shabat Shalom"

Original Song Title:

"She Bangs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Shabat Shalom"

Parody Written by:

Brian the Jew

The Lyrics

oh every jew every jew's jewish


Are You Jewish
Tell Me your name
You go to temple like its all the same
the rabbii said you were lame
like temple
yeah bubby
talk to me
tell me your side
your switchin sides like a jewish guy
no egg and chesse
now you are really kosher
like a hassi
yeah bubby

**chorus**
when a jew named bob is on your side
were gonna rock this temple alive
and it turns me on when you say the sh'ma
you prey like you say and you say like you prey
shabat shalom o bubby
she prays she prays
i go kosher
she looks like a buddist but she is a jewey
like every jew in history
shabat shalom wasted by the way she prays she prays
no one ever lookes so parve
she reminds me that a jew had 18 things on there mind
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talk to me
tell me you jew
eat this ham
before i eat you
haha its not kosher
its from a pig
yeah bubby
talk to me
no ill talk to you
ill ware you out cause i talk like a jew
but after that we need to talk
with the rabbi
yeah bubby



**chorus**
when a jew named bob is on your side
were gonna rock this temple alive
and it turns me on when you say the sh'ma
you prey like you say and you say like you prey
shabat shalom o bubby
she prays she prays
i go kosher
she looks like a buddist but she is a jewey
like every jew in history
shabat shalom wasted by the way she prays she prays
no one ever lookes so parve
she reminds me that a jew had 18 things on there mind
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


when a jew named bob is on your side
were gonna rock this temple alive
and it turns me on when you say the sh'ma
you prey like you say and you say like you prey
shabat shalom o bubby
she prays she prays
i go kosher
she looks like a buddist but she is a jewey
like every jew in history
shabat shalom wasted by the way she prays she prays
no one ever lookes so parve
she reminds me that a jew had 18 things on there mind


shabat shalom
you really are a jew
you are a jew
you really are a jew
you really are a jewewewew a jewew

shabat shalom
you really are a jew
she prays she prays
you really are a jew
you really are a jew
you really are a jewewewew a jewew










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MasonR - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
TKTOS, but propper spelling would help (it's "Hassid" not "Hassi"). Capitalize "Jew"--the non-capitalized version is usually considered derogatory and given that you used words like "pareve," "sh'ma" and "bubby" correctly, I don't think this was meant to be a derogatory. It's not really funny though, IMHO (I should probably look up the song, I might get the intended humor...) .
Icky Martin - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
TOS is from the 2000s, man. By the way, what does TKTOS mean? I know that DKTOS means "don't know the original song", but what about TK...?
hi hi - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
good
tony blair - November 06, 2005 - Report this comment
one likes this website what ever you craizy youngsters call it any would to come and have dinner with my family at number 10!!! your friend Tony Blair

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