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Song Parodies -> "Livin La Vida Old Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Livin' La Vida Loca"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Livin La Vida Old Guy"

Parody Written by:

Mike

The Lyrics

I don't mean to diss you wonderful Jewish people out there. I coun't find anything about fat old geezers playing chess on marble tables downtown.
I'm into SuperStation,
Cable and Pay-Per View
I'm not an outpatient,
Just a happy, healthy Jew
Watch me take my clothes off,
And go dancing in the shower
Right in front of Sugar
My life was going sour,
Till I found Viagra power...

Outside, backside, Oi!
Im Living the vida old guy
Sitting on the pot
I'm living the Vida Old Guy
Playing cards all day
Eating pastrami on rye
Getting tuckered out
I'm living the Vida Old Guy
Living the Vida Old Guy
Living the Vida Old Guy

Woke up im Miami,
In a funky cheap condo
I take my heart pills daily
'Cause im moving kinda slow
I have to walk outside now
Every awful day
I also have to put up with
Being kinda gay
And I have to get my say!

Outside, backside, Oi!
Im Living the vida old guy
Sitting on the pot
I'm living the Vida Old Guy
Playing cards all day
Eating pastrami on rye
Getting tuckered out
I'm living the Vida Old Guy
Living the Vida Old Guy
Living the Vida Old Guy
(C) My Ass - 2004No, really... I just pulled it right out...

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The Unknown Yelling dude - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
YOU STOLE THIS FROM THE ROYAL CANADIAN AIR FARCE!!!!

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