Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "I'm Addicted to Colas"

Original Song Title:

"Living la Vida Loca"

Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Addicted to Colas"

Parody Written by:

Flibbertigibbet

The Lyrics

Just having fun here. Enjoy!! =D
(verse one):
It was not my intention
to get myself hooked on
I wish that my addiction
would well so become foregone
I will make my conviction
that caffine is wrong for you
I do not make up fiction
to quit is what I'll do
It seems to make you shaky
when you've gone days without it
It will see that you spend your dough
with a buzz you cannot sit
Buzzin' 'round, you cannot quit

(chorus):
Licking surfaces
see, I'm addicted to colas
I stare into faces
I'm addicted to colas
And my eyes are bloodshot
and this stuff is my high controller
I have no money
I'm addicted to colas
see, I'm addicted to colas
I'm addicted to colas

(verse two):
Didn't know how I got here
in the back of a motel
My heart had stopped
and my kidneys shut down
And I had on me a strange ol' smell
I found an empty Coke can
and ate it up with so much pain
Belly full, aluminum
is running through my veins
Yes, this seems very inane

(chorus):
Licking surfaces
see, I'm addicted to colas
I stare into faces
I'm addicted to colas
And my eyes are bloodshot
and this stuff is my high controller
I have no money
I'm addicted to colas
see, I'm addicted to colas
I'm addicted to colas

(bridge):
It seems to make you shaky
when you've gone days without it
It will see that you spend your dough
This seems very inane
yes, it's running through my veins

(chorus):
Licking surfaces
see, I'm addicted to colas
I stare into faces
I'm addicted to colas
And my eyes are bloodshot
and this stuff is my high controller
I have no money
I'm addicted to colas
see, I'm addicted to colas
I'm addicted to colas

(chorus):
Licking surfaces
see, I'm addicted to colas
I stare into faces
I'm addicted to colas
And my eyes are bloodshot
and this stuff is my high controller
I have no money
I'm addicted to colas
see, I'm addicted to colas
I'm addicted to colas
I'm addicted to colas
I'm addicted to colas
I'm addicted to colas

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

MrMacphisto - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
This would be excellent to play at my work....

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/rickymartin39.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 673