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Song Parodies -> "I Think I Need a Soda"

Original Song Title:

"Livin La Vida Loca"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"I Think I Need a Soda"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Hoep you enjoy!
am now really thirsty
I cant go into a bar
Ive got a big ambition
To not go drink a waterfall

Got one at the gas station
A can of just cold Sprite
It might be an addiction
Drink something besides Sprite

When you watch all the suds flow
And the fizz comes when you pour
Mix some Coke with Pop Rocks
Don't pour it down the drain
Oh it makes you insane COME ON!

I am so thirsty
I think I'll go have a soda
Pepsi, Coke or Sprite
Eeven a Coca Cola
Dew that is Code Red
And suds in the Coca Cola
It wont wear you out
Drinkin a Coca Cola

I now need a Coca Cola

Woke up and I was thirsty
Got out a dollar bill
I went down to
A soda machine
Hope there's nothing that Ill spill

Then I got a Fanta
And Vanilla Coke from
The machine
Ill also drink some root beer
Until I go insane COME ON!
I am so thirsty
I think I'll go have a soda
Pepsi, Coke or Sprite
Eeven a Coca Cola
Dew that is Code Red
And suds in the Coca Cola
It wont wear you out
Drinkin a Coca Cola

I now need a Coca Cola

When you watch all the suds flow
And the fizz comes when you pour
Mix some Coke with Pop Rocks
Don't pour it down the drain
Oh it makes you insane COME ON!

I am so thirsty
I think I'll go have a soda
Pepsi, Coke or Sprite
Eeven a Coca Cola
Dew that is Code Red
And suds in the Coca Cola
It wont wear you out
Drinkin a Coca Cola

I am so thirsty
I think I'll go have a soda
Pepsi, Coke or Sprite
Eeven a Coca Cola
Dew that is Code Red
And suds in the Coca Cola
It wont wear you out
Drinkin a Coca Cola


2004 Jack Wilson

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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 2   1
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 3   1
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 4   0
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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
*Mike Moore 'hmmm' from 'Frontline'* It's a worrying trend! Sorry Jack, but the pacing in this one was appalling from the first line. 'Pepsi, Coke or Sprite, Eeven a Coca Cola'.... not only is your spelling iffy, but Coke IS Coca Cola! Good rhymes, but too few of them and the only funny line was the Pop Rocks gag. Brings back memories of Homer at the Candy Convention... 2-3-2
Serafina - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, the pacing was not too good here. In some places the pacing was okay, but in other places I could not follow it very well. Since I can't grade parts of it, I will have to average the pacing at a two, and the "how funny" at a three, and "overall" at a three as well.
Mr. X - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I didn't think the pacing was THAT bad...I vote 3-4-3.

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