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Song Parodies -> "That Geezer Is Going Loca"

Original Song Title:

"Livin' La Vida Loca"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"That Geezer Is Going Loca"

Parody Written by:

The Desert of the Real

The Lyrics

Ohhhlemmetellyouastoryaboutageezer

She's into superstition
Voodoo dolls and black cats
I feel a premonition
She's gonna haul some ass

She feels a queer sensation
To burn you with candle light
She's got a crack addiction
She seeing bright red lights

She'll rip the clothes right off your back
And dance you in the rain
I can't believe Gramp's crazy wife
And she'll hit me with her cane
I can feel the searing pain
COME ON!

Chorus:
Her face is inside out
That geezer is going loca
She feels the need to shout
"I'm livin' la vida loca"
Her skin is vanilla
She does marijuana and coke-a
Someone knock her out
'Cuz that geezer is going loca
Confiscate that coke-a
'Cuz that geezer is goin loca

She woke up in New York City
In a funky cheap motel
She gave an old guy some Viagra
She must've slipped him a boner pill

She always drinks the water
With some of that crack cocaine
Once you've had a glance of her
You will never think the same
She's a 90-year-old shame
COME ON!

(Chorus)

She'll rip the clothes right off your back
And dance you in the rain
I can't believe Gramp's crazy wife
And she'll hit me with her cane
I can feel the searing pain
COME ON!

(Chorus)

Gotta, gotta, gotta, gone loca
Gotta, gotta, gotta, gone geezer loca
Gotta, gotta, gotta -- oh, ****!

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