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Song Parodies -> "Drinkin La Cafe Mocha"

Original Song Title:

"Livin La Vida Loca"

Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Drinkin La Cafe Mocha"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

She's brewing in the kitchen, French Roast -- it's Maxwell House
She knows there's something missin, needs more than coffee grounds
Tough waking up this morning, she stayed out late last night
She needs a new addiction, to get through the daily grind

She'll drink a Venti Latte when she needs to stay awake
Her eyes will get wide open and her hands begin to shake
When she's on her coffee break!

Inside Starbucks now!
Drinkin la Cafe Mocha!
Cream and sugar town!
Drinkin la Cafe Mocha!
Caffeine by the pound!
Don't want a beer or soda!
She will chug it down!
Drinkin la Cafe Mocha!
Come on!
Drinkin la Cafe Mocha!
Come on!
Drinkin la Cafe Mocha!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 36

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   2
 4   11
 5   22

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I wish I was Fifi Trixibelle - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Starbucks rules!!!!!!!!!! Ha! Ha!
Rick D - October 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Starbucks sucks! They're the McDonalds of coffee houses. If you're a musician, you won't get no gigs there. And yet people flock to them like lemmings.
Leah Lockhart - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
This one is awesome! AS they say, an oldie but goodie.
Johnny D - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Kim West - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
A cute song deserves high scores. You already have plenty of fives for this fine effort, but I shall add to the my own fives. My only complaint is, now I wish to have a cup of coffee.
Jeff Reuben - March 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Kim!

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