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Song Parodies -> "Harry Potter"

Original Song Title:

"RENT"

Original Performer:

RENT cast

Parody Song Title:

"Harry Potter"

Parody Written by:

Mimi

The Lyrics

How do you wait for the next book
When the store date is getting
Farther away....
Voldie-Trelawney
Blow my mind
And now this new book-
read it or die...
Harry!

How do you watch the movie
When the lines are wrong
Though they once sounded right and rare...
When the books are longer
Where is the new one
You once didn't care

And we're bored and disgusted
Some bad guys need destroyin'
How we gonna wait
How we gonna wait
How we gonna wait
For the next book?
We re-read them
How do you start a new book
When there's nothing to read
And it feels like Voldie's knockin' at your door

How can you go to school
When all you learn is math and science
And they're making you blue!!

You light up a mean blaze
With lumos!


And Filbusters!

How we gonna wait
How we gonna wait
How we gonna wait
For the next book?

(In background)
Don't scream, Dudley, It's me - Harry-
Your darling cousin, Hey hey hey! (You're not dead.)
Don't change the subject, Dudley
But darling - you haven't died to date!
You won't die now
You won't die later
My digital camera
I didn't sit on it (exactly)
I may have leaned a teeny-tiny bit
You're not calling Ron!

How do you stay on your feet
When there's nothing to read

Where is he?

Getting ready

How we gonna wait
How we gonna wait
How we gonna wait
For the next book?

Ginny baby, you sound sad.
I don't believe those two after everything you've done.
Ever since the diary, you're annoying- They'll see
You'll help them all out in the long run.


"The movies ignite the night with scariness"

Dudley- I didn't eat your cake!

The books are stuffed with excitement

Could never eat that much cake!
Zoom in as they ruin my entire life


Hello? Dudley?
-Harry ate your cake?
Okay, all right, I'll go!

How do you leave the books behind
When they keep finding ways to keep you additcted
they reach way down deep and screw your mind
Till you're a zombie...
Harry!

How can you connect in an age
Where Sirius, Dark Lords, Ginny
Your own wand betrays



Use your wand to spar!
Use your car!


We're not gonna wait

We're not gonna wait

We're not gonna wait

For book five!
For book six!
For book seven!
Harry Harry Harry Harry
We're not gonna wait for Harry
Cause everything is Harry!

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