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Song Parodies -> "The Nogg Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Log Song"

Original Performer:

Ren & Stimpy

Parody Song Title:

"The Nogg Song"

Parody Written by:

Joel Martinez

The Lyrics

Since Christmas is almost here, here's a song you'll all get a drink out of.
Yes, Nogg
We all like Nogg!
(Do do dee do dee slurp!)

What's made of eggs
Tastes better in bed
And we like to drink a lot?

It's great for a snack
Makes you really fat
It's nogg nogg NOGG!

It's nogg,nogg
It's square, it's tasty to drink
It's nogg, nogg
It's nothing like milk, which stinks

You're gonna want some nogg
Everyone must have nogg
Give also to your dog

Copyright(C) Joel "Jaymon" Martinez

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