-> "Valentine's Sucks (Cupid's Lament)"
Original Song Title:
"Everything Sucks"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Valentine's Sucks (Cupid's Lament)"
The Lyrics
I’m a huge nerd
Get no dates
It’s frickin’ absurd
That I’m even worse than that Bill f*cking Gates
The very worst thing about this though
Is that I’m the main man, I run this show
Shoot myself, but that just hurts like heck
Beth said she loved me cause I got her a guy
Screw this job
You’d think I’d get a try, but no way…
I’m gonna quit, because…
I know Valentine's Sucks (Yeah!)
I know Valentine's Sucks (Woah-ho-ho)
I know Valentine's Sucks
And this is gonna be the last year
If I don’t get laid
Used to help out
With my bow
And I made passion flair
Like an expensive ho
(Ritzy Ho!)
But, man, nowadays I’m so f*cking bored
Every jack-*ss I hit is so quickly adored
I can’t get *ss so
I’m giving up this job
I don’t know why I’m the love archer
But it’s time for my departure
Cause I’m done…
I’m handing off my reins
I know Valentine's Sucks (Yeah)
I know Valentine's Sucks (Woah-oh-oh)
I know Valentine's Sucks
For sex you’ll need flowers and time
I’m done with this game
I said “Screw This”
Left my wings and slippers, running
Santa’s workshop
Or go aid the Easter Bunny
Cause I am too jealous
Of all these other fellas
They adore
Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!
Cause!
I’m gone…
Valentine's Sucks!
Bad!
I left…
Valentine's Sucks!
Ha-a-ard!
Vamous
Valentine's Sucked!
Much!
There’s never gonna be a next time
Till I reach third base!
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