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Song Parodies -> "Ho Ho Ho"

Original Song Title:

"Give It Away"

Original Performer:

Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Ho Ho Ho"

Parody Written by:

Ned Riley

The Lyrics

A tribute to our favourite jolly person, Santa Claus. He'd probably like this.
What I give you've got to give it to your children
What I give you've got to give it to your children
What I give you've got to give it to your daughter
Please give me milk and cookies and maybe a little water

What I give your parents get and give it to you
What I give your parents get and give it to you
What I give your parents get and give it to you
Once you start playing, don't stop, continue

Realise I give more to misers
Believe in me you'll be the wiser
Young children are the loving uprisers
How come I deliver to so many little eyes-ah!

Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
I can't tell if they're nice or naughty

Greedy little children in a sea of distress
Don't ask for too much on your list
I don't want to carry round that excess
Just one page I will say hell yes

Elves low brow but they sure know how
No time for elven breakdown
They'll make anything but a bow-wow
Never made a better thing since right now

Little Rudolph, with a big shiny nose
Little Rudolph direction he knows
Little Rudolph, in the front he goes
Any other reindeer navigator blows

Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Hooooo, ho ho!

Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
I can't tell if they're nice or naughty

Lucky me, sitting on a big red sleigh
Rudolph the red nose, he knows the way
I won' t give any present that is gay
And open them up on the Christmas Day

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Vixen
Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen
Rudolph at the front is bitchin'
Remember those names if you are listenin'

Christmas time is a time for the giver
Not the time for Jesus and his liver
My heart is never gonna wither
Come on everybody it's time to deliver

Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
I can't tell if they're nice or naughty

What I give you've got to give it to your children
What I give you've got to give it to your children
What I give you've got to give it to your daughter
Please give me milk and cookies and maybe a little water

What I give your parents get and give it to you
What I give your parents get and give it to you
What I give your parents get and give it to you
Once you start playing, don't stop, continue

Realise I give more to misers
Believe in me you'll be the wiser
Young children are the loving uprisers
How come I deliver to so many little eyes-ah!

Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho now

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Billy Boyd - November 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Great idea and a great job here...all 5's.
Ned - June 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm gonna write better lyrics. Anyone want to record this song?
MIKE - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
UHHHHHHH NO

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