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Song Parodies -> "An Early Christmas parody"

Original Song Title:

"Under the Bridge"

Original Performer:

Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"An Early Christmas parody"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

The last line may be a little depressing, but I'm sure you can tell what went through the narator's mind by that point...
I just cannot sleep
For tonight will come Santa
I just cant wait
'till I see my presents
He piles them up and
eats all the cookies
according to the song
I cannot cry

He drives in his sleigh with
all of his reindeer
He lands on the roof and
then starts to come in
He takes all the presents
and climbs down the chimby
Its Christmas morning
what I want I cant find

Never do I wanna feel
like the way I did that day
bring me what was on my list
bring me everything

I come down the steps and
I open my presents
open the cards and
take out all the cash
i look at my parents
they seem way too happy
I cant find what I want
Why Santa Why?

Never do I wanna feel
like the way I did that day
bring me what was on my list
bring me everything

Under the mistletoe
is where I lost my luck
Under the mistletoe
didnt get what I wanted
Under the mistletoe
He didnt see my list
Under the mistletoe
I killed my family!
terrible, aint it?

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 17

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me - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
it was stupid
Agrimorfee - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, it wasn't that bad necessarily; it just wasn't really that good.
Uhmm... How about Bob? - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Well.. Now I know why people have trouble with the first ammendment. Christ... that was very bad.
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