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Song Parodies -> "Have I Got A Meal For You"

Original Song Title:

"Have I Got A Deal For You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Reba McEntire

Parody Song Title:

"Have I Got A Meal For You"

Parody Written by:

James Squire

The Lyrics

This is another one for you country gals.
Well you turned into the kind who's got an eye for the ladies
The kind of guy who likes to sleep around
Well you battered this old heart, by being so unfaithful
I'm gonna put you six feet under ground

Chorus
Have I got a meal for you
An appetizing poisoned mushroom stew
You ate a lethal dose, now it's no good if you spew
Have I got a meal for you

Well I thought about divorce, but I didn't like it
There's that million life insurance policy
And it's a crying shame, it looked so darn delicious
It's my Grandma's secret recipe (for killing rats!)

Chorus
Have I got a meal for you
An appetizing poisoned mushroom stew
You ate a lethal dose, now it's no good if you spew
Have I got a meal for you

I'll make a tragic widow, cry my eyes out over you
Have I got a meal for you

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Gina - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Another amazingly funny song. Are you sure yur not a girl? You seem to write great girl songs. Most guys wouldn't do that. Love yur work.

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