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Song Parodies -> "Another Donut"

Original Song Title:

"Another Night"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Real McCoy

Parody Song Title:

"Another Donut"

Parody Written by:

Heathcliff the Cat

The Lyrics

Another donut I fear will bust my jeans
Right after eating twenty portions of peaches and cream
I am a glutton, that's my button, and I don't care
Though it's grim as hell to climb up stairs

Just another pie, with pounds of chocolate sauce
Tastes so good, tastes so right, yet all my garments feel tight
Just another cake, it's all that it takes to tip the scales
And I can't see my weight as it stands, don't know why
I'll go out, and eat a buffet
On my own, single-mouthed, without chaperone
And Fast Food is too slow for me
I'll eat twenty Big Macs before you've counted to three

In the night I have dreams about KFC
And a mountain of pizzas built for me
I've got food on my mind, any I should find
You had better ship to a far country
Another donut I fear will bust my jeans
Right after eating twenty portions of peaches and cream
I am a glutton, that's my button, and I don't care
Though it's grim as hell to climb up stairs

Just another biscuit, and another, and another
I'm big, I'm round, I can't get off the ground
I am an eater, world-beater, I take up double-seaters
If bodies are all houses then mine's gotta be a theatre
Hot dogs and fries, cascade past my eyes
On the verge of obsessing about masses of food
And if I scoff, don't mean to be rude
What to me is mere snacking may be banquets to you

In the night I have dreams about KFC
And a mountain of pizzas built for me
I've got food on my mind, any I should find
You had better ship to a far country
Another donut I fear will bust my jeans
Right after eating twenty portions of peaches and cream
I am a glutton, that's my button, and I don't care
Though it's grim as hell to climb up stairs

If I burst, there'll be no alarm
'Cause I ate just like I belonged on a farm
Just make sure my burial's nice
Lower my coffin in with buckets of fries

In the night I have dreams about KFC
And a mountain of pizzas built for me
I've got food on my mind, any I should find
You had better ship to a far country
Another donut I fear will bust my jeans
Right after eating twenty portions of peaches and cream
I am a glutton, that's my button, and I don't care
Though it's grim as hell to climb up stairs
This parody was brought to you by Heathcliff the Cat. *burp*

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 12

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carol - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
good one! three weighty 5's
Silver Power - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
[SOTM] DKTOS Well enough to vote, but it was funny.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM " There’s no guarantee that it will still be there when you (whoever you are) read this, but I found a cover version that’s pretty close to the original (and I’ve had that confirmed by Heathcliff before posting this). The male vocals are a little off in comparison with the original and it only comprises half the song, but hopefully it’s enough to judge the parody if you DKTOS already:

www.osmband.com/osmsonglist.htm
bobpiecheese - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
[SOTM] DKTOS, but it was very funny.
Agrimorfee - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
[SOTM] Thanks for taking the effort k1cyd, it helped immensely. Good parody, heathcliff.
Adagio - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
[SOTM] Did you see all the recipes at the top? Good one.
Spaff.com - January 22, 2006 - Report this comment
This is the only entry in this month's SOTM where I didn't recognize the original song. (Just patting myself on the back there; I think that's a record for me.) Thanks, Peter, for the link. FYI, the artist on the MP3 I found is listed as "(MC Sar &) The Real McCoy." In case that helps.

Now then. Good job, Heathcliff. Food and gluttony parodies are very popular around here; I'll admit I've done a couple of 'em myself. This one's got some good lines, especially "fast food is too slow for me."
Heathcliff the Cat - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for your comments. :)
Tim Mayfield - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Nice thoughts throughout. Especially like 'Just make sure my burial's nice Lower my coffin in with buckets of fries'
Stuart McArthur - January 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) some great gets with the lyrics and internal rhymes, Heathcliff, and I liked the "double-seaters" fit, although there was maybe too much repetition for it to be a SOTM placegetter imho - 555
Red Ant - January 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I could only get the first 39 seconds of the song to play for some reason, so I gave you BotD on pacing.

"I am an eater, world-beater, I take up double-seaters
If bodies are all houses then mine's gotta be a theatre"

Those two lines were the best.
Rick C - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Thanks, Peter. I DKTOS so, I was able to follow the parody with the help of that link. Good job with it, HTC! (I've done a fat parody or two myself).
Jack Wilson - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Great job! 555!
Kristof Robertson - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I lurved this OS when it came out...and this parody was a pleasure to read. 555
wannabemustangjockey - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Tasty. *burps* "If bodies are all houses then mine's gotta be a theatre" is my favorite line.
Phil Alexander - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
There's some very good bits in this one, but with this OS it's very hard to keep that kind of quality all the way through
Larry Hensley - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I just bought Real Mccoy's greatest hits for $2 at Media Play (they were closing), and I think this is a great parody! Another 5's for you, try not to eat too many.
Jeff Reuben - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM: Mmmm...donuts. Not bad.
Josh 2 - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS, but uve now mad me hungry, argh, 5s
Claude Prez - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
In the night I have dreams about KFC as well. Actually, about Colonel Sanders riding a poodle. But we won't go into that. Funny stuff and some good rhymes too; well done.
Johnny D - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) "What to me is mere snacking may be banquets to you" ... how true, how true...
Chris Frederick - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Pacing was decent considering that the OS was difficult to match

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