Song Parodies -> Before You Kill Us All (Tool Time version)

Original Song Title:

"Before You Kill Us All"

Original Performer:

Randy Travis

  
Parody Song Title:

"Before You Kill Us All (Tool Time version)"

Parody Written by:

Mare Garrel

I actually wrote half of these lyrics about four years ago when I first saw Home Improvement, and it started out as a few modified lines in the original song. I decided to make a whole parody out of it just for fun, so here you have it, my jab at the Tool Man.
You been doin' something wrong, oh please, save my soul
Cause your sink's overflowing from your wiring hole
And your wife's about had it, she'll pace around
All day long with disapproving sounds

I knew you had it coming, this is all your fault
So put the tools down
Before you kill us all

The way the nails are flyin', can't see at all
Those things been shooting all around the wall
And you're pressing that button like they said to do
Man we're tired of watching medics rescue you

And I thought I told you, once and for all
Hey put the tools down
Before you kill us all

We're in a desperate situation
You know we all want to survive
But if the set is any indication
We will not make it out alive

I get this crazy feeling when I hear you rewire
Knowin' our new vaccuum will soon catch fire
You've turned as all into nervous wrecks
We just sit around and wonder what you're blowin up next

I knew you had it coming, this is all your fault
Just put the tools down
Before you kill us all

Put the tools down
before you kill us all

Put the tools down
Put the tools down
Before you kill us all
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Old Man Ribber - October 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Wrong again, Tim. ;D More power! (The Binford 5-5-5 Parody Master)
Christie Marie M - October 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved this! Yeah, a tribute to famous Tool Time's accident-prone host who can't fix a damn thing in his life! I've enjoyed Home Improvement as well! I feel so bad for Al Borland being the butt of Tim's jokes, especially when he crack's about his mom. Anyways, here's some 5's. (Grunts like Tim Allen): Argh, argh, argh, argh, argh!

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