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Song Parodies -> "Maxwell Pimpman"

Original Song Title:

"Maxwell Murder"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rancid

Parody Song Title:

"Maxwell Pimpman"

Parody Written by:

PistolPocketeer

The Lyrics

Maxwell can say hes in jail
He just wants you to visit him there
Same old game that hes playing
His rules are never fair

No body wanna bend down
Everybody wanna
Borrow the soap
Once they drop thier own
Wheres the pimpman
The jail cell pimpman
The name of the man
With the bitches and hoes

999 if youre a pimpman too
Dial 999 if youre afraid to tie your shoe
He aint a bitch or hoe
Hes just your ordinary pimp
Calling maxwell pimpman for you

Maxwell got hand in his pants
He knows hell be in your pants
Drop the soap while in the shower
Sickness maxwells gonna catch you

No body wanna bend down
Everybody wanna
Borrow the soap
Once they drop thier own
Wheres the pimpman
The jail cell pimpman
The name of the man
With the bitches and hoes

999 if youre a pimpman too
Dial 999 if youre afraid to tie your shoe
He aint a bitch or hoe
Hes just your ordinary pimp
Calling maxwell pimpman for you

Ahh max, you gay sucker

Dial 999 if youre a pimpman too
Dial 999 if youre afraid to tie your shoe
He aint a bitch or hoe
Hes just your ordinary pimp
Calling maxwell pimpman for you

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Ryan Quinn - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I like you man. Good song, alright parody. With a bit of work, you'll be puming out punk parodies like assembly-line cheese. Oh yeah, check out my parodies too.
PistolPocketeer - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks. I have a few Ramones parodies also. Where are yours?
PistolPocketeer - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Ive also got one for Billy Talent

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