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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Ride the Pony"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Riot"

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Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Ride the Pony"

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The Lyrics


I saw a man go to the zoo
Took his Volvo and his woman and his kid who was two
I saw them gather by the pony rides
Watchin all the children having such a damn good time
And then the kid, he had a temper tantrum
If he wants to ride it, will his parents let him?
Cause they look like they have some money problems
If he throws a fit maybe the kid will go and solve them

"Oh, Dad! I wanna Ride it!"
"Oh, Dad! I wanna Ride it!"

Now I'm fed up, the kid is on heat
Horrible parents, they probly give him beats
"Code blue", security said
Putting up a fight with his mom and his dad
See how this happens? Just let him ride
Punch and kick, bite your mom, scream until you start to cry
Its sadistic, happening again
They actually let him ride the god damn pony in the end

"Oh, Dad! I wanna Ride it!"
"Oh, Dad! I wanna Ride it!"


In front of me
The tragedy
Cryin in line, it got him getting his way
And now he's learning, learning so quick
If he wants something he just needs to throw a fit

Well, I turn around, to the ferris wheel,
And now I see another fighting the parental battle
They need some help and I have no doubt
If my kid tries to do that I'm gonna leave and take him out!

"Oh, Dad! I wanna Ride it!"
"Oh, Dad! I wanna Ride it!"

Ride it.

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