Great parody of a great Ramones classic. And yes, David, I can relate! Back in my elementary and middle school days I was often picked-on by the jocks and the in-crowd because I was more intellectually inclined than athletically or socially inclined. I can still remember being chased home one day from 3rd grade by some bullies. Things started to change in middle school when I finally decided enough was enough - I enrolled in a traditional karate dojo and began training. When those jerks at school found out about that, the abuse didn't totally cease, but it did change from physical to verbal. That was all right with me! I eventually went on, over a period of years, to earn the karate rank of shodan/first degree black belt, which did wonders for my confidence and self-esteem - and that, in turn, led to my social liberation and escape from total nerddom. I also got heavily involved in middle school and high school dramatics, acting in plays and musicals, and I went on to become the president of my high school's drama club.....I met my first girlfriend through my participation in my high school's theater group. Cheer up, my friend - there's hope for our people - we just need to ignore the jerks, concentrate on having fun enhancing our own self-esteem, and get involved as much as possible with groups of like-minded souls with whom we can practice and polish our social graces. I wish you the very best of luck, David. Peace.