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Song Parodies -> "Bolsheviks on Parade"

Original Song Title:

"Bulls on Parade"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rage Against the Machine

Parody Song Title:

"Bolsheviks on Parade"

Parody Written by:

N. E. Stott

The Lyrics

The nice thing about making a RATM parody is that it only has to make as much sense as the original song. In other words, not much sense at all...
Git wit it now!
Git wit it now!

My pants explode, splattering a load
Either drop tha sh!t like diarrhea-O or git tha hippy on tha commode
Wit tha sewer slop, sewer fo when tha poopies drop
Plop an don't sloppy yo, do ya call this a commi plot
Brown stains drenchin', stenchin' tha burst of tha power dong
Tha gay sex toy called the fist-n-bong
Tha rotten sore on tha anus of tha homos gets bigger
We tax ya gold an empty ya purse

Rally round a hippy! With a pocket full of smells
We rally round a hippy! With a pocket full of smells
We rally round a hippy! With a pocket full of smells
We rally round a hippy! With a pocket full of smells

Head lice, no shirt, no shoes, no service
No need, just feed the free gay love cannibal animal
Mock tha face of tha rubbish that used to be humanity
Lock up in tha green penitentiary now
What we do keeps tha legislatin' courts alive an cohortin'
We don't gotta kill tha people, we jus abort "em
While organic farm co-ops fill as fast as tha cells
Rally round a hippy, pockets full of smells

Rally round a hippy! With a pocket full of smells
We rally round a hippy! With a pocket full of smells
We rally round a hippy! With a pocket full of smells
We rally round a hippy! With a pocket full of smells

Bolsheviks on parade!

Git wit it now!
Git wit it now!

Bolsheviks on parade!
Bolsheviks on parade!
Bolsheviks on parade!
Bolsheviks on parade!
Bolsheviks on parade!
©2006, N. E. Stott, all rights reserved.

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Michael Pacholek - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
First Green Day, now Rage Against the Machine. I'm not a fan of either band, but, what's next, rewriting a Bob Dylan song in favor of George W. Bush as "Master of War"? Good luck -- which is something your side hasn't had much of since November '04, a time when, as we all know, luck had nothing to do with it.
N. E. Stott - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
MP, why are you reading Green Day and RATM parodies if you don't even like them? Why are you surfing a conservative web site if you're not conservative? Don't you have better things to do? You're such a loser! Let me guess. You don't have a job because Bush is President. Right? Hey. There's another thing you have in common with Saddam Hussein...
mike - December 12, 2010 - Report this comment
i remember i watched them do this song on saturdau night live they were supposed 2 play 2 songs but they did this song and zack de la rocha used the "f'' word they did a song called '' bulls on parade'' they were supposed to play two songs but the flag appeared during the song but i think it was the funniest thing on saturday night live in years
MICHAEL - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
BULLS ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN PARADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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