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Song Parodies -> "Songs Of Croft Part LVI-Take The Scion Back."

Original Song Title:

"Take The Power Back"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rage Against The Machine

Parody Song Title:

"Songs Of Croft Part LVI-Take The Scion Back."

Parody Written by:

Ocean-Sirius

The Lyrics

Part of a series of parodies about the Tomb Raider series of games. This is about Tomb Raider 1. The artefact is the Scion. Natla takes it in the game and Lara must fight for its return. =)
Bring that shot in! Uggh!

Yeah, the raiding's in motion with mass adventure poetry,
Now check this out...uggh!

In the right light, ancient texts become insight,
But the company that ditched us,
Teaches us about this site.

So called facts are fraud,
They want us to jump ledge and pledge,
To disturb the Atlantean Gods,
Lost the culture, the culture lost,
Through our minds and through time,
Natla has taken over,
Yo, we gotta take the Scion back!
Bam! Here's the plan,
Forget upper class goddamn,
Step back, I know who I am,
Raise up your ear, I'll shoot guns loud and clear,
It's the bangs and the bullets they fear,
The raid is relentless,
We need a movement with a quickness,
You are the witness of change,
And to how I react,
We gotta take the Scion back!
Yeah, we gotta take the Scion back,
Come on, come on!
We gotta take the Scion back.

The present hoodlums,
I put my fist in 'em,
Greedy selfish every last one of 'em,
See right through the neon, Natla Corp design,
With bullets I puncture the structure of lies,
Informed with our finds they're attempting,
To hold us back,
We've got to take it back,
Changing genetics causin' tears and fears,
Cataclysm stories for years and years and years,
Natla's superior? I'm inferior?
Yeah, we need to check the interior,
Of the company that cares about only themselves,
And that is why,
We gotta take the Scion back.

Yeah, we gotta take the Scion back,
Come on, come on!
We gotta take the Scion back.
Hey yo check, we're gonna have to shoot it, shoot it,
shoot it down.
Awww shoot!

Uggh!

And like this...uggh!

Come on, yeah! Bring it back the other way!

The manager stands in front of the screen,
The adventure plan I can still recall,
But Lara's eyes didn't perceive the lies,
Bouncing off every flamin' wall,
Her appearance is well kept,
I guess she thinks she's dealing with the fool,
The complacent Croft woman sits and listens to that
Bull crap like she was in school.

Money ain't my rope to swing on,
Won't earn a thing from this,
Yet I wanna do it,
Gotta get it, gotta piece it together then,
Before that French and that Texan man,
To expose and close the doors on those who try,
To strangle and mangle the truth,
'Cause the genetic meddling continues unless we react,
We gotta take the Scion back.

Yeah, we gotta take the Scion back,
Come on, come on!
We gotta take the Scion back.

No more lies,
No more lies,
No more lies,
No more lies,
No more lies,
No more lies,
No more lies,
No more lies,

Uggh!

Yeah!

Take it back y'all,
Take it back, a-take it back,
A-take it back y'all, come on!
Take it back y'all,
Take it back, a-take it back,
A-take it back y'all, come on!

Uggh!

Yeah!


By
Ocean-Sirius.

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Red Ant - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this seems a bit like " Bulls on Parade ".
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YES IT DOES

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