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Song Parodies -> "Final Rhaptasy"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Final Rhaptasy"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Squaresoft fans rejoice.
Wow I've reached Disc 5,
Took an eternity,
Just in case I die,
Gotta save my game regularly.
Turn on the machine,
Insert your game disc in glee.
I love you Squaresoft, I need more RPGs
Because I've played them all, more than once,
Beat the game, it's less fun.
Anywhere Zidane goes, doesn't really matter to me... to me.

Whoo hoo! Just killed a boss,
Took him down to 1 HP, my final attack dealed 3
Yippee, just got past disc 1.
Oh wait I missed 4 sidequests on the way...
Damnit oooh... I don't want to start again
I'll have beat the game by this time tomorrow
Moron, carry on, as if nothing really happened.

Sephiroth, I'll kick your butt
You just cannot compare, to the power of my Flare
Goodbye Seymour Omnis, I'll make you fry
Gonna activate Blitz Ace and watch you die!
Kuja oooh... Time to get in trance
But even then you still aren't a match at all.

I see an oglop who is actually a man,
Regent Cid, Regent Cid have you lost all your mojo?
Ragnarok and Highwind, giving awesome walking speed!
Oh Chocobo (Oh Chocobo)
Oh Chocobo (Oh Chocobo)
Oh Chocobo Chocobo (Wark! Wark! Boko...)
It's just a small mog, a cute animal
One stupid moogle, from Mognet Central
Seen them in every Final Fantasy.
It can save, it can't load, why won't my game load?
Blizzaga! No, my damn game will not load, make it load!
Aeraga! No, my damn game will not load, make it load!
Ultima! No, my damn game will not load, make it load!
Why will it not load? Make it load!
Why will it not load? Make it load!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
CD error, CD error, CD error, MAKE IT LOAD!
The Synthesist has a new item in stock for me, for me, for meee!

So you think it is cheap to deal 9999?
So you think you can beat the game just using Fire?
You're crazy, you're absolutely crazy.
Take the CD out, take the CD right out of here!

Every little detail, it's an RPG
Kudos to you Squaresoft, thankyou for Final Fantasy
Anyway the wind blows...

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 22

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Chuckobo - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Classic? You talking Rhapsody or FF??? Hmm... I didn't do a bad job actually... And I am praying true tribute to one damn sweet game... So yeah. And Queen ownz. Now and forever...
Rock Princess - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment
I was surprised to find this in the 90's section. It was written in *1975*! Just because it was re-released in 1991, doesn't mean that it was written then... Especially considering the fact it was *after* the death of the author...
Chuckobo - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
oh well... Final Fantasy is a 90's thing... haha...
J.Marie - September 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Anne - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Were you even speaking English?!! What was this?!!!?!?!?!
Queen Fluffie - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I love it... do another final fantasy parody. If you ever do another, would you e-mail it to me? its if you do, thanks.
neminem - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Haha, that's great. Don't know how I missed this one. Anyway, I had to mark you down a bit on pacing, as I saw several annoying timing quirks, not to mention the use of the word "dealed" (and where a one syllable word such as the actual irregular past tense would have worked better, to boot). But the ideas are good.
Billy Slim - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This was just funny. I'll have to tell a friend of mine to come here. She LOVES Final Fantasy. She'll really enjoy your parody. =D
Charlie Decker - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Phantastic, kupo! ;-)
haha - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Chocobo 0wnz forever and ever.
GodsaveFF - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Queen dominates, so does Final Fantasy. Mixing them together makes one sweet parody. Go you!

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