Wow I've reached Disc 5,
Took an eternity,
Just in case I die,
Gotta save my game regularly.
Turn on the machine,
Insert your game disc in glee.
I love you Squaresoft, I need more RPGs
Because I've played them all, more than once,
Beat the game, it's less fun.
Anywhere Zidane goes, doesn't really matter to me... to me.

Whoo hoo! Just killed a boss,
Took him down to 1 HP, my final attack dealed 3
Yippee, just got past disc 1.
Oh wait I missed 4 sidequests on the way...
Damnit oooh... I don't want to start again
I'll have beat the game by this time tomorrow
Moron, carry on, as if nothing really happened.

Sephiroth, I'll kick your butt
You just cannot compare, to the power of my Flare
Goodbye Seymour Omnis, I'll make you fry
Gonna activate Blitz Ace and watch you die!
Kuja oooh... Time to get in trance
But even then you still aren't a match at all.

I see an oglop who is actually a man,
Regent Cid, Regent Cid have you lost all your mojo?
Ragnarok and Highwind, giving awesome walking speed!
Oh Chocobo (Oh Chocobo)
Oh Chocobo (Oh Chocobo)
Oh Chocobo Chocobo (Wark! Wark! Boko...)
It's just a small mog, a cute animal
One stupid moogle, from Mognet Central
Seen them in every Final Fantasy.
It can save, it can't load, why won't my game load?
Blizzaga! No, my damn game will not load, make it load!
Aeraga! No, my damn game will not load, make it load!
Ultima! No, my damn game will not load, make it load!
Why will it not load? Make it load!
Why will it not load? Make it load!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
CD error, CD error, CD error, MAKE IT LOAD!
The Synthesist has a new item in stock for me, for me, for meee!

So you think it is cheap to deal 9999?
So you think you can beat the game just using Fire?
You're crazy, you're absolutely crazy.
Take the CD out, take the CD right out of here!

Every little detail, it's an RPG
Kudos to you Squaresoft, thankyou for Final Fantasy
Anyway the wind blows...