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Song Parodies -> "Another Nun Likes To Cuss"

Original Song Title:

"Another One Bites The Dust"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Another Nun Likes To Cuss"

Parody Written by:

thayer

The Lyrics

Ooh, let's go!
Sister May runs down the street
With her dress pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but a high-pitched screech
Her voice box ready to blow

Is she holy, hey, she was holy before
But the other nuns admit defeat
Out of her mouth the insults rip
The litterer could never retreat - yeah

Another nun likes to cuss
Another nun likes to cuss
And another sin spawn and another sin spawn
Another nun likes to cuss, eh
Hey, she's gonna cuss you out
Another nun likes to cuss

How do you think she went so wrong?
Must've been something she read
One minute she's preaching celebacy
The next, she's out of her head

Are you happy? Are you satisfied?
J. K. Rowling's a sinner's treat
Out of her mouth the insults rip
Jaywalkers all fall to their feet - look out

Another nun likes to cuss
Another nun likes to cuss
And another sin spawn and another sin spawn
Another nun likes to cuss
Hey, she's gonna cuss you out
Another nun likes to cuss

Hey - Mother Mary
Likes to cuss - likes to cuss, hey
Hey
Another nun likes to cuss
Another nun likes to cuss, ow
Another nun likes to cuss, hey hey
Another nun likes to cuss, heeey
Ooh, shut up

There are plenty of ways that you can break a nun
And unleash their evil ways
You can smack them
You can jack them
You can be a priest, and go marry two gays
So get ready, yes get ready for her
Cause she's coming to your very street
Out of her mouth the insults rip
Profanity user elite
Oh yeah

Another nun likes to cuss
Another nun likes to cuss
And another sin spawn and another sin spawn
Another nun likes to cuss, yeah
Hey, she's gonna cuss you out
Another nun likes to cuss
Shut up
Well, alright

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Alternate Universe Bertram - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
545 This was so out of this world. I was confused about the J. K. Rowling line, could you explain it? And was this based on your own personal experiences?
MrMacphisto - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
LMAO...
Huff - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
It all made sense to me lmfao. Great parody. Probably one of the top three versions of this song that I have seen. 555
thayer - December 24, 2005 - Report this comment
The J.K.Rowling line was just about how people of the faith think books about witchcraft are Satan's work, and sometimes they even burn the books. Basically, Sister May read Harry Potter and went crazy.

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