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Song Parodies -> "Too Much Net Will Kill You"

Original Song Title:

"Too Much Love Will Kill You"

Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Too Much Net Will Kill You"

Parody Written by:

Tigerbabe

The Lyrics

I'm not on the net as much as I used to be,
Too many bitter bills are raining down on me,
I'm always at home,
And I've been facing the net for much too long,

Oh, I feel like no-one ever told the truth to me,
About the net,
And how much money it would be,
In my cyber state of mind,
I've been looking at the bills to find out where I went wrong,

Too much net will kill you,
If you parents read the bills,
Torn between the net time,
And the threat of being killed,
Your headed for disaster,
If you do not watch the clock,
Too much net will kill you,
Cybertime,

I'm just not on the net as much as I used to be,
And it seems like the bills are just too much for me,
It used to bring me sunshine,
Now all it ever does, is bring me bills,
How would it be if you were siting in my seat?
Can't you see how it's impossible to choose?
These no help in paying them,
Everywhere I go, I'm bound to get more... Bills,

Too much net will kill you,
But it's better than none at all,
It'll drain the cash thats with you,
Make you plead and scream and crawl,
And the bills will make you crazy,
Your the victim of the net,
Too much net will kill you,
Cybertime,

Yeah, too much net will kill you,
It'll make your life a lie,
Yeah, too much net will kill you,
And the bills will make you see why,
You'd give your life, you'd sell your soul,
But here they come again,
Too much net will kill you,
After the bills,
After the bills.

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