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Song Parodies -> "It's All About the M&Ms"

Original Song Title:

"It's All About the Benjamins"

Original Performer:

Puff Daddy, Lil' Kim, Notorious B.I.G., and The Lox

Parody Song Title:

"It's All About the M&Ms"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G., Jen, DarkJon64, Len, and featuring Junior

The Lyrics

Huh, say what? Yeah.
It's all about the M&Ms baby
It's all about the M&Ms baby

Verse One: S.T.G.

Now... what y'all wanna eat?
Wanna eat Cheetos? Dorittos?
Fritos -- who be dippin in the cheese, which is neato.
I'm so fat, can't even wear a speedo.
Tryin to get my hands on some chocolate ho-hos.
Yeah livin the raw deal, three course meals
McDonald's, Dairy Queen, Burger King, real.
But still, everything's filling in the field
And what you can't have now, but later still.
But don't knock me for tryin to hurry,
seven Oreos, over in at the bread and bakery
Weight's double 2 0, but I'm still light as a bird.
With a hot double whoper everyday, that's my word
Swimmin in cinnamin wit my own hamburgers, grilling them.
Five by fives, who's got a big craniums,
It's all about the M&Ms. What?
I get a fifty pound bag of chinese for my gut,
No carrots for my health and my butt.
And chowin' down European burgers,
Sucks bein' a broke wigga'.



Verse Two: Len (overlaps last two lines of S.T.G.)

I want it all placed out in my lunch, wigga
Drinkin Coca Cola, drivin' to ole' Kroger
I'm wit M&M eaters, watched by all beaters (uhh)
Rockin Levi denims, I'm off tha' meters (c'mon)
Lost your bag we kept ours, Pop Rocks crystal.
Freakin the three-quarter cartons (ahahah)
Chocolate cream, wintergreen -- Bubblicious
for my team so while you sleep I'ma chewing (that's right)
We see through, that's why nobody never gon' believe you
You should do what we do, snack chips don't drink juice,
Don't let the melody all scare you (uh-uh)
Cause I'll eat you, I'm only here
for that green M&M which tempt you


Verse Three: Len

I'm strictly tryin to save those, collosal sized Doritos
And have foreign fresh coke outside Delgado's (whoo!)
M&M is with cash flowin like Sosa
And the green M&M all famous for her chocha
Stampedin over, M&Ms keep me sober
Len and S.T.G. doublin' weight because we're brotha's (uhh)
Avoidin NRA geeks wit M16s and Golden chromed niners, (uh-huh)
Eat in the buildin wit this M&M named 'The Green One' (uh-huh)
from Daytona, when I was young I wants to chew her (uh-huh)
But now I only eat those, that are just like OREOs (ahahaha)
Eating, they makin' me dreamin', at the grocery stores (c'mon)
Uhh, junk food mental, love Pop Rock crystals,
Pack a black pist-al by the M&M that's dark brown (whoo!)
Pinky-flingin', M&Ms make the men singin
Heavy rap music down the river wit your bag eatin'
With my Fizz sodas, player, my mad pulse,
M&Ms hard when they as softy as RuPaul



Junior: Cinnamon, cinnamon, what!
It's all about the M&Ms baby
Uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the M&Ms baby
Uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the M&Ms baby
Uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the M&Ms baby
Uh-huh, yeah
(It's all about the M&Ms baby)

S.T.G.:
Now, what y'all wanna eat?
(It's all about the M&Ms baby)
Wanna eat Cheetos, Doritos,
(It's all about the Benjamins baby)
Fritos -- who be dippin in the cheese, which is neato.
(It's all about the Benjamins baby)
I'm so fat, I can't even wear a speedo!



Verse Four: Jen

Uhh, uhh, eat the red ones
Wanna get the peanuts, oh yeah
Mmmmm, throw M&Ms on the whole world, yeah (yeah..yeah yeah)
Dressed all in red like the M&M (say what?)
Have your friends saying 'these are worth the money (that's right)
And you know me, from makin people so sick
Poison in my sweets with the M&Ms in the hand
If it's Murder, you know I did it (uh huh)
German chocolate for your mouth, bitch, deep coated
Know you wanna eat this room cause it's chocolate coated
Take your pick, got an M&M you shoulda throated, suck a sweet
All that yuck crap you eat, chocolate eatin from the sideline
Get your own ones, why you stealin mine? (uh-huh)
I'm, a chocolate kinda lady
I stash Cheetos and Doritos, G, hold me back, baby
Only female in my crew, and I like these
like a female do, with PMT too, screw you


Verse Five: DARKJON64 (BACKGROUND CHANGE!)

Dont eat them last, red ones last,
Smarties, say please, you know they really suck ass
They just cant satisfy me, cant you see, bad candy
in my lunchkit, uhhh, chocolate covered, taste like bullshit,
There's no peanut butter smarties, just white M+Ms
My West coast candy, buy a pound for a $20
Rockin Reeses and Eat-mores, all in my kit-kat
have a bag of these, in the back, where real candie's at
And I'm starvin man, whole bag, gainin' weight (uh-huh)
Truck of M+Ms, Minis are even great (c'mon)
Listen close it's Chocolate, hard candy shell
I'm back for a Pack, melt in your mouth, not your hands
slap on the whip cream, go for a trip
Get your eMMies in a blizzard at the DQ shit
The package is handy, good candy
Only really fancy, all about the Candies
What??



It's all about the M&Ms baby
(Uh-huh, yeah)
It's all about the M&Ms baby
(Uh-huh, yeah)
It's all about the M&Ms baby
(Uh-huh, yeah)
It's all about the M&Ms baby
(Uh-huh, yeah)
It's all about the M&Ms baby
(Uh-huh, yeah)
It's all about the M&Ms baby
(Uh-huh, yeah)
It's all about the M&Ms baby
(Uh-huh, yeah)
It's all about the M&Ms baby
(Uh-huh, yeah)

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