Dip stick
Dip stick

How can I say this in a way so you won't get mad or uptight
There's a rumor goin' all 'round that you ain't exactly bright
They say that you can't figure out
Which end to blow a shoehorn
I heard you tried to fly a kite
During a blustery snowstorm

Dumbkopf!-- physicians just can't understand
Dumbkopf!--Just how you survive without a brain pan
Dumbkopf!--No one can be stupider from here to Japan
Dumbkopf!--I think you are dumber than a plate of spam (that I am!)

I heard your thoughts from a friend
'Bout the Gettysburg Address
You said that was where Lincoln lived
I say to you, God bless!
You asked about the little box with
Those little insects trapped inside
I told you that it was a radio
I know your brain is fried

Dumbkopf!-- physicians just can't understand
Dumbkopf!--Just how you survive without a brain pan
Dumbkopf!--No one can be stupider from here to Japan
Dumbkopf!--I think you are dumber than a plate of spam (that I am!)
Dumbkopf! Dumbkopf!

1-2-3
Hey little cutie, I been thinkin' (dumbkopf!)
Scope mouthwash ain't for drinkin'!
And trust me, matricide--
It is the killing of your mom
Not your bed's comfy side
Y' tried to send a Slinky down an escalator
Makes me just frown!
Went slippin' on a banana peel--oh boy
Just to show your nephew that food is not a toy

By the way, an antibody
Is not your mother's sister's body
Dumbkopf! (Dumbkopf!)

A dummy, a dummy, a dummy, a dummy you are (ddDumbkopf!)

In my homely digs
Whatcha want to eat--"Figs!"
Oh boy, about the figs...
You better know that it ain't a put-on
Figs weren't made by Isaac Newton

Honey, your lips have swelled
Please tell me how they got that way
Say you tried to suck Jello up straws today?

Dumb as a tack
You're like a cloud
Your dripping your saliva on me

You are one taco short a full plate
But you still live so chipper, baby
You're like the hair
Caught in the zipper

(Idgit!) (Dumbkopf!...Dumbkof!)

How can I say this in a way so you won't get mad or uptight
There's a rumor goin' all 'round that you ain't exactly bright
They say that you can't figure out
Which end to blow a shoehorn
I heard you tried to fly a kite
During a blustery snowstorm

Dumbkopf!-- physicians just can't understand
Dumbkopf!--Just how you survive without a brain pan
Dumbkopf!--No one can be stupider from here to Japan
Dumbkopf!--I think you are dumber than a plate of spam (that I am!)

Moron!

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