Oh heaven, I just have a ball
She stands as my maid of love
She's nearly 6 feet tall
She's got intellect and a savoir faire
No one in Star Fleet's universe
Could ever compare
I am hers now and she is mine
On Voyager, we shoot through
All space and time
I can't lie
I'm dating 7 of 9!
(REPEAT ONCE)

So this ex-Borg angel has fallen for me
She comes from Tandara Colony
Annika Hanson--that was she
Was in the past year Borg Army's marching feet (1-2-3-4!)
But thank God, we made them fall
Then she quit her cybernetic family
Now before us Captain Jayneway gets mad and decrees
That our shipbound love rates as mutiny
We've gone the distance, 6 parsecs before me
It's been a fight, it's alright
And now we'll show them all (got the hots for Geri Ryan!)

Dear 7, on my knees I fall
You are the woman I love
And you've heard my call
You might think I'm wrecked, but I don't care
No one in Star Fleet's universe
Could ever compare
You are now de-Borgified
On Voyager, we come through
All things are fine, now I cry--
Marry me, 7 of 9!
(he' s so bold!)

So now we got a cake and a preacher today
And in the receiving line I see Chakotay
He cries his tears, down in his beer
Fun will commence 12 hours from now
Me and she will have no fear, we will have no fear
We'll do Atlantic City, it's streets of gold
And I will educate her on the dice roll
And the later, you can bet that night I'll make her sweat
While William Shatner croons a song
The concierge will hold my calls

Oh 7, you have heard my call
We command our Ship of Love
And we showed them all
With your intellect and your savoir faire
No one in Star Fleet's universe
Will ever compare
We are one now, and, given time
We will make a 3.5
Least we'll try
I love you, 7 of 9!
(I'm so bold!)

(fadeout with sound effects of Tribbles mating)