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"7 of 9"

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The Lyrics

This is the final sci-fi themed parody for The Hits Parodied collection.
Oh heaven, I just have a ball
She stands as my maid of love
She's nearly 6 feet tall
She's got intellect and a savoir faire
No one in Star Fleet's universe
Could ever compare
I am hers now and she is mine
On Voyager, we shoot through
All space and time
I can't lie
I'm dating 7 of 9!

So this ex-Borg angel has fallen for me
She comes from Tandara Colony
Annika Hanson--that was she
Was in the past year Borg Army's marching feet (1-2-3-4!)
But thank God, we made them fall
Then she quit her cybernetic family
Now before us Captain Jayneway gets mad and decrees
That our shipbound love rates as mutiny
We've gone the distance, 6 parsecs before me
It's been a fight, it's alright
And now we'll show them all (got the hots for Geri Ryan!)

Dear 7, on my knees I fall
You are the woman I love
And you've heard my call
You might think I'm wrecked, but I don't care
No one in Star Fleet's universe
Could ever compare
You are now de-Borgified
On Voyager, we come through
All things are fine, now I cry--
Marry me, 7 of 9!
(he' s so bold!)

So now we got a cake and a preacher today
And in the receiving line I see Chakotay
He cries his tears, down in his beer
Fun will commence 12 hours from now
Me and she will have no fear, we will have no fear
We'll do Atlantic City, it's streets of gold
And I will educate her on the dice roll
And the later, you can bet that night I'll make her sweat
While William Shatner croons a song
The concierge will hold my calls

Oh 7, you have heard my call
We command our Ship of Love
And we showed them all
With your intellect and your savoir faire
No one in Star Fleet's universe
Will ever compare
We are one now, and, given time
We will make a 3.5
Least we'll try
I love you, 7 of 9!
(I'm so bold!)

(fadeout with sound effects of Tribbles mating)

Copyright 2006, Agrimorfee. Much thanks to, because I have never watched any episode of Star Trek Voyager.

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 9

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Annika Hansson, right, I wonder if there's an "Mmm Borg" parody to that awful tune by Hanson to be written one day because of that. :-)
Peter Again - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
BTW - I DK this song by Prince so I'm not voting, but it reads OK.
Johnny D - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
She's a fine drone now, boy!
Johnny D - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) She's heaven of nine!
stuart mcarthur - July 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3#) thanks for the link Ag - I didn't think I knew the OS, but of course I do - clever idea - loved the 3.5 gag - it might just be me, but I thought 8 was prettier - easily equivalent to at least 3 5s anyway
The Charnstar - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC-#) HILARIOUS! I gotta say, I didn't understand the name, but this was GREAT! Thanks for the link, I didn't know the OS, but I do now. 5-5-5. Also, seemed VERY hard to pace, as it was hard to sing.
Michael McVey - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
This was indeed funny! But is she really de-Borgified? Go to my "Enterprise Superstars" and find out ;)
Arwen - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC...okay wait...I think I might actually know something here. Was Seven a hot chick character on Star Trek or something? (I haven't read the other comments so if that's been revealed, I'm sorry.) My brother is a Star Trek fanatic and named his dog Seven. That's the only reason I know this. And I feel really smart for the first time in my long history of reading confusion inducing Star Trek parodies. ; ) Nice work, Agri...
Red Ant - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
#/& - Love the line Stu picked as well as "de-Borgified". "Dear 7, on my knees I fall" - I was thinking something other than proposing marriage, heh heh. 555
Kristof Robertson - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3#) I'm no Trekkie, but Jeri Ryan can assimilate me anytime. Thanks for reintroducing me to this Prince classic...and well done on the parody. 555
Cat - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Fantastic concept and execution, Agri! Although, I must say, as a fellow Illinoisian I can't think of Jeri Ryan without thinking of her bumbling husband's Senate bid...=P

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