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The Lyrics

Uh-oh, here we go
Turner Classic Movies on again
Yeah man
Festival of a man we know
Archie Leach

He was dark--he was tan
Was what you'd call ---a leading man
Started young--knew his art
Flicks like None--But The Lonely Heart
Everybody would like to be
Archie Leach

I Was A--Male War Bride, on the line
Charade's--on my mind
Awful Truth--then Penny Serenade
Suspicion--To Catch A Thief
Archie Leach

Suave and pure--was the best
A traveler--North By Northwest
Never was--Oscar winner
He had An Affair--To Remember
But you couldn't call him Indiscreet
Archie Leach

People Will Talk, That Touch of Mink

Here's Arsenic---And Old Lace
Then Mr. Blan---dings Builds His Dream House
It's a myth--he looked for Judy
He's Father Goose--and also Mr. Lucky
Not His Girl Friday--or Stacy Keach
Archie Leach


Cary Grant
Copyright 2006, Agrimorfee. Let's take a trip to Algiers, dahling.

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 3

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John Barry - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Great retrospective of a class act.
Stephen Harrington - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't know the original. It's looks like a well thought out parody, that I will say.
Michael Pacholek - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
All these guys who want to be James Bond forget that James gets beaten up and captured a lot. What they really want to be is Cary Grant, and I'm granting you a five.

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