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Song Parodies -> "Funky R.D."

Original Song Title:

"Sexy M.F."

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Prince

Parody Song Title:

"Funky R.D."

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

In a word or two, it's what I wanna do
Time for the tubby, to get clean fool

With my buddy, yeah
My funky rubber duckie

I smell like a gorilla with the diarrhea
So it's now a Saturday night
Time to get bare
Out of all of my friends, I gotta be the cleanest
Bacterial germs have got to be the meanest
As one goes through life, one must avoid staphs
That's why I am so educated on the subject of baths
In other words, it's D-E-E-P cleaning in our big old tub
To help with this
I got a little toy to give a hug and a kiss

That's my buddy, yeah
My funky rubber duckie

In here we can imagine things
Sail the ocean blue with a navy fleet
Or a pirate crew
And it really don't matter, you are agreeable to
Be splashing all around
I can even push you under and pretend that you are drowned
You don't mind
What do we do next?
How about a typhoon crashing homes and lives?
And then next...
I just got the knack
And when you have a comment for me
You just give a quack

You're my buddy, yeah
You funky rubber duckie...
Bubble bath, please...
Let's scrub it, let's scrub it...

Well now, by heck, I haven't rinsed myself yet
Sometimes it's hard to keep this on my mindset
I got to be scrubbin' behind my ears
I got three kinds of shampoo to use near me
Hey little buddy, you know I think that you're fine
And you know that I'm lucky and it's because you're mine

That's right, buddy, yeah
You funky rubber duckie...

Got a fluffy towel to dry me off...
Scrub your tushy...
Time for tubby, yeah...
Sudsy, sudsy, sudsy...
Bubbles, bubbles fly...
Ooh man, let's splash the water 'round a bit...
Let's scrub it, let's scrub it

Funky rubber duckie, makin' him quack, makin' him quack, makin' him quack!
Funky rubber duckie, makin' him quack, makin' him quack, makin' him quack! (continuously...)

Take my bath, just like I ought'er
Me and the rubber duckie like to play in the bathwater
It's nearly quarter to 8
Flesh starts to look like a wrinkled grape
Sounds like a crazy game, but
I'm not by myself
Hmmm...the duck's my date!
'Cause I'm usually the clean one (wash on!)
My parents call me their Water Boy
I'm just havin' fun!
And I'm happy to wash my face and behind in good time
And with the smell of bubble bath in the air, the whole world is like sunshine!

Funky rubber duckie, makin' him quack, makin' him quack, makin' him quack!
(I just love makin' him quack!)
Funky rubber duckie, makin' him quack, makin' him quack, makin' him quack!
Funky rubber duckie, makin' him quack, makin' him quack, makin' him quack!

You funky rubber duckie
You funky rubber duckie
You funky rubber duckie
You funky rubber duckie...
Copyright 2006, Agrimorfee. I never write a dirty parody...I always clean the screen off before I submit it...

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Tim Hall - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Prince will never perform this song due to his Jehovah's Witness conversion, but I am glad for this parody. Goog clean fun.
MrMacphisto - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL... this is great... 5-5-5
Larry Hensley - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
AFLAC! Oops, I mean 555's
Michael McVey - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
This one IS funny! I had no idea a rubber duck could be so, uh, versatile. -- MM
Stuart McArthur - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3F) I'm sure I've never read such a clean parody, Aggy. And a toy to hug and kiss? Is that any relation to Amanda Huggenkiss who drinks at Moe's? - 555
Red Ant - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3F) Solid effort here Agrimorfee.
Matthias - September 09, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody doesn't stink!
Max Power - September 09, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC3F-Didn't smell bad
Rick C - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-F) You really should get a recording of this with Ernie singing it.
Jeff Reuben - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with Rick C...great idea. I thought this was going to be about Funky Rick Duncan =) Hilarious idea.
Cat - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC-F) Wow! It seems weird to see a dirty OS "cleaned" up like this, but this was great! "I smell like a gorilla with the diarrhea" is classic.
Johnny D - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good stuff, Concord. (look at a map)
Kristof Robertson - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3F) Great thematic twist, Agri...I'm used to seeing nice songs corrupted on Amiright, not the other way round! 555
Agrimorfee - January 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Song source: http://s0.ilike.com/play#Prince:Sexy+M.F.:13719:s3531703.10272158.4077037.0.2.71%2Cstd_05aecd0985a046afaf8b17ecaf94a5cd

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