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Song Parodies -> "The Most Pointless Song Parody Ever Written"

Original Song Title:

"Pope"

Original Performer:

Prince

Parody Song Title:

"The Most Pointless Song Parody Ever Written"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

When I looked at the lyrics of this song...which, as of this writing, I have not even heard yet...I shrieked. What can one do with this nutty assemblage of funky non-sequiturs to make a conceptual idea? I will tell you--absolutely nothing. Enjoy!
Talk to the hand, I ain't scared of no chicken pluckers! (Screw it!)
(Chew it like jerkey) The Soap
(Chew it like teriyaki jerkey!) The Soap
(Oh, swell!)

This is the soap
Got my Playboy mags and some Skippy and I hope
That this whole oration won't be lame
We got to get ourselves clean with the soap
Now it's time to make my fortune and fame
Cook me up a slow roasted cheddar cheese and bacon hamburger!
Could you pour beer in a glass for me babe?
Say it, please don't spray it, man alive--get the Raid!
'Cause there's a spider in the shower (Where's Dave?) Wo---
This ain't no accident (Yes it is an accident!) (Screw it!)
Let's lather up the soap (Lather up the soap)
This parody's....so crappy

Yeah the song has a slight defect (What you mean a slight defect?)
Let's lather up the soap (Lather up the soap)
(I ain't scared of no oyster shuckers!) (Screw it!)
My name is O'Reilly and I come from County Cork (Cork!)
I'm your favorite game show host, Guy Smiley from New York! (Dork!)
What are we supposed to do in an accident with the broken glass?
Holey moley, holey moley
Angie Jolie is showing you her APPLE!

(Well we screwed up again) But that was not an accident
(It sure was an accident!) (Screw it!)
Let's lather up the soap (lather up the soap!)
Dan Rather he's....so funky!

Yeah the song has a slight defect (What you mean, a slight defect?)
Just lather up the soap (lather up the soap)
Duck fat!
The soap...

God bless Zucker Brothers for Airplane! (Soap)
This is such an accident (lather up the soap)
Oh whoopie...In the sticky summer when I want to get my kicks (Kicks!)
Chase down the ice cream truck to get a Drumstick I can lick (Lick!)
Richard Gere played a Gigolo, not a New York Knick
(Heck!) When Ford played Han Solo he was no sticky wicket!
(Siegfried and Roy want to pump you up!)
I love the sound of uncontrollable hicks!

A whoop Betty Boop Betty Boop, Betty Boop, Betty Boop! (Screw that!)
Miss Boop in the coop with a hoop shows the group the dog poop off a sloop for the troop!

Yes this whole oration's pretty lame
But at least we all got clean with the soap
Now it's time to make my fortune and fame
Cook me up a slow roasted cheddar cheese and bacon hamburger!
Could you pour beer in a glass for me babe?
Say it, please don't spray it, man alive--get the Raid!
'Cause there's a spider in the shower, Where's Dave? Wo---
This ain't no accident (Yes it is an accident!) (Screw it!)
Let's lather up the soap (Lather up the soap)
This parody's....so crappy
But it's just a slight defect (more than just a slight defect!)
We lather up the soap (who, who, who?) (You just dropped the soap!)
The soap was dropped on accident (Check that!)
Lather up the soap
Dopey, please help me, please, Where's Dave?
I give up
Grease
...it is the word....


Copyright 2006, Agrimorfee. No drugs were harmed in the writing of this parody

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Overall Rating: 4.4

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alvin rhodes - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
flat out weird...which is up my alley
Larry Hensley - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice random stuff.
Red Ant - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but funny. "What can one do with this nutty assemblage of funky non-sequiturs to make a conceptual idea?" - that's exactly how I felt when I made my St. Anguish album. 5s
Tommy Turtle - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
What "pointless"? Makes perfect sense to me! Fivedrxsdlw04m.
Douglas Bucksworth aka D.B. - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
So...wierd...5/5 XD
Agrimorfee - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS? Try http://www.imeem.com/people/hbA7nH/music/N0RlM7Ei/prince_pope/
Agrimorfee - January 22, 2010 - Report this comment
New link: http://s0.ilike.com/play#Prince:Pope:86727:s1154825.10273324.4077037.0.2.124%2Cstd_630315e0a6fd4493b0babed64edaa1ad

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