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The Lyrics

This is it
I'm the room painter you have hired
I'm a hit!
What's the hue that you may desire
For the hall? (hall)
The walls are white and we can't ignore it
It's my call? (call)
I got the paints and I will color it

Like tree tops
Lime-ice pops
Frog that hops
A loogie lobbed

We're agreed
That there ain't no color better? (ain't no color better)
So we need
Bigger brushes to get it wetter
It's so cool (cool)
It's a color that means success
It sure rules (rules)
Let's paint it all--Glidden is the best
Yes it is

Veggie crops
Irish cops
Queasy fops
A loogie lobbed

Look right over there, a green guitar!

What's that, sir?
You don't like the tint any longer?
Are you sure?
It matches your Barcalounger!
Give it time (give it time)
It's the same thing I did for dear Steve Buscemi (dear Steve Buscemi)
It looks fine
Here is my bill, five-fifty you owe me
Pay up!

Grass hilltops
Bad pork chops
Dolllar bills--can't stop!
A loogie lobbed

Grass of home

Right here
I can't stop
A loogie lobbed


Copyright 2006, Agrimorfee

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I had some small problems getting my tongue around some of the lines, or part of the lines, like the end of ”I got the paints and I will color it”, but kudos for taking on a subject that is normally as funny as watching paint dry, and for “A loogie lobbed”, I can identify with sputum of that color, and for making me listen to one of the better Prince songs.
alvin rhodes - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
irish cops are green, indeed, lol
Larry Hensley - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS but really cool parody
Matthias - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Irish I could give you more than fives... Too bad that's impossible
Michael McVey - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
This is good! Green is also the color of asparagus (lol). Yep, that'll be five fifty-five, alright.--MM
tomario - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment
only half irish but would still give you 5555 (if i could !)
Rick C - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC-3) I think I like your lyrics better. 555
Red Ant - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3G) Definitely better than TOS. Great job varying all the chorus lines. I've never painted anything with green paint, though bile is a different matter, and probably TMI. 5s.
Johnny D - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Mix this one up with that Purple Rain and then you'll really have something ... what, I don't know ... but it'll be something!
Cat - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC-G) What, no gratuitous Ralph Nader references? ;) Nice job there, Agri.
Stuart McArthur - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(abc3-g) favourite line: "frogs that hop" - and I thought Steve Buscemi would have fitted in to a "Pink" parody (based on Reservoir Dogs) - although he's a good inclusion anywhere, Ag - 555
Agrimorfee - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Johnny: see Red Ant's comment above. Thanks for all the praise, guys and gals! :)
Kristof Robertson - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3G) Now this is my kinda parody, Agri! Gloriously silly from top to bottom....and any Buscemi mention gets my attention. 555+

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