Song Parodies -> Green
| Original Song Title: | "Cream" |
| Original Performer: | Prince |
| Parody Song Title: | "Green" |
| Parody Written by: | Agrimorfee |
This is it
I'm the room painter you have hired
I'm a hit!
What's the hue that you may desire
For the hall? (hall)
The walls are white and we can't ignore it
It's my call? (call)
I got the paints and I will color it
Green
Like tree tops
Green
Lime-ice pops
Green
Frog that hops
Green
A loogie lobbed
We're agreed
That there ain't no color better? (ain't no color better)
So we need
Bigger brushes to get it wetter
It's so cool (cool)
It's a color that means success
It sure rules (rules)
Let's paint it all--Glidden is the best
Yes it is
Green
Veggie crops
Green
Irish cops
Green
Queasy fops
Green
A loogie lobbed
Look right over there, a green guitar!
What's that, sir?
You don't like the tint any longer?
Are you sure?
It matches your Barcalounger!
Give it time (give it time)
It's the same thing I did for dear Steve Buscemi (dear Steve Buscemi)
It looks fine
Here is my bill, five-fifty you owe me
Pay up!
Green
Grass hilltops
Green
Bad pork chops
Green
Dolllar bills--can't stop!
Green
A loogie lobbed
Green
Green
Green
Grass of home
Green
Green
Right here
Green
I can't stop
Green
A loogie lobbed
Whoopie
I'm the room painter you have hired
I'm a hit!
What's the hue that you may desire
For the hall? (hall)
The walls are white and we can't ignore it
It's my call? (call)
I got the paints and I will color it
Green
Like tree tops
Green
Lime-ice pops
Green
Frog that hops
Green
A loogie lobbed
We're agreed
That there ain't no color better? (ain't no color better)
So we need
Bigger brushes to get it wetter
It's so cool (cool)
It's a color that means success
It sure rules (rules)
Let's paint it all--Glidden is the best
Yes it is
Green
Veggie crops
Green
Irish cops
Green
Queasy fops
Green
A loogie lobbed
Look right over there, a green guitar!
What's that, sir?
You don't like the tint any longer?
Are you sure?
It matches your Barcalounger!
Give it time (give it time)
It's the same thing I did for dear Steve Buscemi (dear Steve Buscemi)
It looks fine
Here is my bill, five-fifty you owe me
Pay up!
Green
Grass hilltops
Green
Bad pork chops
Green
Dolllar bills--can't stop!
Green
A loogie lobbed
Green
Green
Green
Grass of home
Green
Green
Right here
Green
I can't stop
Green
A loogie lobbed
Whoopie
Copyright 2006, Agrimorfee
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I had some small problems getting my tongue around some of the lines, or part of the lines, like the end of ”I got the paints and I will color it”, but kudos for taking on a subject that is normally as funny as watching paint dry, and for “A loogie lobbed”, I can identify with sputum of that color, and for making me listen to one of the better Prince songs.
irish cops are green, indeed, lol
DKTOS but really cool parody
Irish I could give you more than fives... Too bad that's impossible
This is good! Green is also the color of asparagus (lol). Yep, that'll be five fifty-five, alright.--MM
only half irish but would still give you 5555 (if i could !)
(ABC-3) I think I like your lyrics better. 555
(ABC3G) Definitely better than TOS. Great job varying all the chorus lines. I've never painted anything with green paint, though bile is a different matter, and probably TMI. 5s.
(ABC) Mix this one up with that Purple Rain and then you'll really have something ... what, I don't know ... but it'll be something!
(ABC-G) What, no gratuitous Ralph Nader references? ;) Nice job there, Agri.
(abc3-g) favourite line: "frogs that hop" - and I thought Steve Buscemi would have fitted in to a "Pink" parody (based on Reservoir Dogs) - although he's a good inclusion anywhere, Ag - 555
Johnny: see Red Ant's comment above. Thanks for all the praise, guys and gals! :)
(ABC3G) Now this is my kinda parody, Agri! Gloriously silly from top to bottom....and any Buscemi mention gets my attention. 555+
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