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Song Parodies -> "My Name Is Jeff (With Infinite Commercials And Chunkiness)"

Original Song Title:

"My Name Is Prince"

Original Performer:

Prince

Parody Song Title:

"My Name Is Jeff (With Infinite Commercials And Chunkiness)"

Parody Written by:

Logan the Amazing

The Lyrics

This is the WEIRDEST parody I have ever done (especially given that you hear the name Jeff a thousand times and practically everything is chunky). In fact, I’m not even sure if it actually is a parody! FYI, this is also what kids my age seem to talk about in school. Just bear with me and enjoy it!
My name is Jeff and I am chunky
My name is Jeff: I like pastrami
I did not come to chunk around
I’ll get your mommy and I’ll nuke this town
Inside the Thinning they killed three
But on the last day they killed me
They were tryin’ to test y’all when they heard a beat
Sound like a pasta getting eaten
I tried to bust the house down, but I barfed instead
Those guys were angry, and then I dropped dead

My name is Jeff and I was funky
Until I ate the pasta chunky, puke on me

Puke on me (Do that, do that, somebody)
(Do that, do that, somebody)

My name is Jeff and I am junky
And yes my friends I still am chunky
Bad North Korea; Good South Korea
They go to war while saying “Mama Mía!”
Don’t try to break them, they’re just like Trumpy
They just threw up the vomit lumpy
I need a bomber, I need a nuke
When you hear this music, you’ll want to puke
That’s when they blow up that’s when they die
That’s when all the depressed people cry

My name is Jeff and I am hunky (Don’t mess with Jeff)
My name is Jeff: I’m also ugly, puke on me (Don’t mess with Jeff)

Chunky flesh for the 90’s (Do that, do that, somebody) (Jeff)

*Static*

Hi kids, it’s me, you’re favorite plumber: JOHN CENA!!!!

*More Static*

This just in, on MSN: Trump has finally built the wall that will stop illegal immigration!

*Even More Static*

Let me in
Let me in
Let me in
Let me in
Let me in
Let me in
Let me in
Let me in
Let me in
Let me in

*Much More Static To Follow*

With Listerine Mouthwash, your teeth are guaranteed to be clean for hours upon end!

*The Most Static There Has Ever Been*

Teacher: Okay, class, who was the first president of the United States?

Student: Ooh, I know! It’s JOHN CENA!!!!!

*Just Kidding: Eternities of Static*

Random 27 Year Old Who Still Lives In His Mother’s House In the Basement Under a Box Watching The Static: Oh, come on! Mom, the cable’s not working again!!!

The End!
Did you like it? Let me know in the comments below! My Name Is Prince (My Name Is Jeff)

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Agrimorfee - October 30, 2017 - Report this comment
This one made me laugh a lot, and I DTKOS (Don't Know The Original Song)! I wish I could hop on to YouTube right now to read along with a video, but as most folks know, Prince's lawyers don't allow his songs up there (if they find any). This was fun to read...reminds me very much of this one of mine ---> http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/prince4.shtml. Weird is good.
Logan the Amazing - October 30, 2017 - Report this comment
I looked at your parody. It was HILARIOUS!! Thanks for reviewing!
Max Power - December 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Yeah, it explains why I have trouble finding "Soft and Wet" over the internet. The author of "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure" got into a legal trouble with Prince.
Logan the Amazing - December 29, 2017 - Report this comment
Glad you guys like it! This is one of my favorite parodies and it always will be! Merry Christmas!

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