-> "My Name Is Jeff (With Infinite Commercials And Chunkiness)"
Original Song Title:
"My Name Is Prince"
Parody Song Title:
"My Name Is Jeff (With Infinite Commercials And Chunkiness)"
The Lyrics
My name is Jeff and I am chunky
My name is Jeff: I like pastrami
I did not come to chunk around
I’ll get your mommy and I’ll nuke this town
Inside the Thinning they killed three
But on the last day they killed me
They were tryin’ to test y’all when they heard a beat
Sound like a pasta getting eaten
I tried to bust the house down, but I barfed instead
Those guys were angry, and then I dropped dead
My name is Jeff and I was funky
Until I ate the pasta chunky, puke on me
Puke on me (Do that, do that, somebody)
(Do that, do that, somebody)
My name is Jeff and I am junky
And yes my friends I still am chunky
Bad North Korea; Good South Korea
They go to war while saying “Mama Mía!”
Don’t try to break them, they’re just like Trumpy
They just threw up the vomit lumpy
I need a bomber, I need a nuke
When you hear this music, you’ll want to puke
That’s when they blow up that’s when they die
That’s when all the depressed people cry
My name is Jeff and I am hunky (Don’t mess with Jeff)
My name is Jeff: I’m also ugly, puke on me (Don’t mess with Jeff)
Chunky flesh for the 90’s (Do that, do that, somebody) (Jeff)
*Static*
Hi kids, it’s me, you’re favorite plumber: JOHN CENA!!!!
*More Static*
This just in, on MSN: Trump has finally built the wall that will stop illegal immigration!
*Even More Static*
Let me in
Let me in
Let me in
Let me in
Let me in
Let me in
Let me in
Let me in
Let me in
Let me in
*Much More Static To Follow*
With Listerine Mouthwash, your teeth are guaranteed to be clean for hours upon end!
*The Most Static There Has Ever Been*
Teacher: Okay, class, who was the first president of the United States?
Student: Ooh, I know! It’s JOHN CENA!!!!!
*Just Kidding: Eternities of Static*
Random 27 Year Old Who Still Lives In His Mother’s House In the Basement Under a Box Watching The Static: Oh, come on! Mom, the cable’s not working again!!!
The End!
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