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Song Parodies -> "Just Ban Their Food (the China song)"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Stand by You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pretenders

Parody Song Title:

"Just Ban Their Food (the China song)"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

Oh... Sanitation's bad
Though it's no surprise
The melamine is free now
Don't... Even think to buy
Chinese doggy food
Maybe in your chili too
If this blight continues
We'd best know what to do
Shouldn't have to guess
What pulls us from this mess

Just ban their food
Just ban their food
'Cause the toxins will hurt you
Let's ban their food

So, if they're mad, too bad
They're known for it worldwide
It's almost bad as mad cow
Hey, they can take their pride
Bid themselves adieu
And poison someone new
Well we're standing at the crossroads
Outsourcing all we do
Business in Hong Kong
Producing it all... wrong

Just ban their food
Just ban their food
'Cause the toxins will hurt you
Let's ban their food
Jiang Zemin promotes the darkest power
Prices cheap to convert you
Let's ban their food

And if...
When our plight comes to it, maybe
The Chinese cover's blown,
We'll grow it on our own

Just ban their food
Just ban their food
'Cause the toxins will hurt you
Let's ban their food
Jiang Zemin promotes the darkest power
Prices cheap to convert you

Just ban their food
Just ban their food
'Cause the toxins will hurt you

[fade out with a few more choruses]

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John Barry - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Why stop at the food? Right on target.
AFW - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Great idea!...and all we have to do is revoke all the McDonald's franchises in China..
alvin - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
lol...great concept...i don't like chinese food in the best of conditions even
Tommy Turtle - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
IMHO, it's a deliberate plot to weaken us before they take over.... I voted 555, but had to recall my vote because the Fives were imported from China and had lead in them.
MrMacphisto - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, AFW, Alvin, and Tommy... :)Good one, btw, Tommy... lol
Andria - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Ever since the Castleberry recall in July and the rumors of other tainted items (such as toothpaste), I made a solemn vow that I would buy something that was made in, say, Iraq or Afghanistan before I bought something from China that would go onto my body or inside of it. I would rather blow up than die a long painful death from botulism.
MrMacphisto - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Yep, botulism is pretty awful.

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