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Song Parodies -> "Lancaster Rocks"

Original Song Title:

"Cleveland Rocks"

Original Performer:

Presidents Of The USA

Parody Song Title:

"Lancaster Rocks"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

The Drew Yoder Show
P.A!!!
P.A!!!
P.A!!!
All this electricity frightening me
Back where I come from
We're just a bunch of Amish dudes
Put your internet back where it belongs

All the little kids growing up with the pigs are going
Lancaster Rocks!
Lancaster Rocks!
Samuel James Yoder is a plowing machine while going
Lancaster Rocks!
Lancaster Rocks!
Lancaster Rocks!
Lancaster Rocks!
Lancaster Rocks!
Lancaster Rocks!
Lancaster Rocks!

Momma knows but she don't care
She got her home chores too
Seventy kids with out an affair
And the crops are due

All the little chicks with the bonnet tips
Go Lancaster Rocks!
Lancaster Rocks!
Livin' without sin, a farm you're in
Go Lancaster Rocks!
Lancaster Rocks!
Lancaster Rocks!
Lancaster Rocks!
Lancaster Rocks!
Lancaster Rocks!
Lancaster Rocks!
Lancaster Rocks!

I got a bible from World War 2

I like to read it like my grand dad do
He was a farmer, and I am too
Go Lancaster Rocks!
Yeah! Lancaster Rocks!
Lancaster Rocks! Lancaster Rocks! Lancaster Rocks!
Lancaster Rocks! Lancaster Rocks! Lancaster Rocks!
Lancaster Rocks! Lancaster Rocks! Lancaster Rocks!
Lancaster Rocks! Lancaster Rocks! Lancaster Rocks!
Lancaster Rocks! Lancaster Rocks!

Pennsylvania!!!!

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Scrawny Johnny - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Catchy!...I didn't even know the theme of the Drew Carey Show was sung by Presidents of The USA! You're parody inspires me to want to write my own about Dallas/Fort Worth! Good job!
Bond - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Extremely funny! I can totally relate to the parody because I live in Lancaster, surrounded by the Amish and Mennonites!
Sofie Hoimes - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm from B-hem. When I was little, I use to go to Lancaster a lot. And this parody made me giggle. :-)

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