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Song Parodies -> "The Anti-Red Sox Anthem (Boston Sucks)"

Original Song Title:

"Cleveland Rocks"

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Parody Song Title:

"The Anti-Red Sox Anthem (Boston Sucks)"

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

To Yankees fans: I'm sorry for that anti-New York song. I know you'll like this one a whole lot better. The Boston Red Sucks--I mean Sox--haven't won a World Series since 1918, and they truly sucked against that other New York team, the Mets, in the 1986 Series. Say it with me now: I Hate the Boston Red Sox!
Three-four! Three-four! Three-four!

Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah!
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah!

All this choking calling me, from the team of bums
It's such a crude attitude, it's still where it belongs

All the Blue Jays and the Devil Rays go
Boston sucks, Boston sucks!
Fans of the Braves, all filled with hate, going
Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks!
Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks!

Mama knows the history of Boston's own Dead Sox
That's why she'd rather be a fan of the Chicago White Sox

All the little punks in the good old Bronx go
Boston sucks, Boston sucks!
Seattle Mariners and the LA Dodgers going
Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks!
Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks!

I still remember back in '86
Buckner blew it all in Game Six
When the Mets beat them, I got my kicks
Oh, Boston sucks! Yeah, Boston sucks!

The Yankees know Boston always chokes
The Red Sox will suck some more

Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks!
Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks!
Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks!
Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks!
Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks!
Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks, Boston sucks!

Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah!

Three-four! Three-four! Three-four!

GO YANKEES! (Go Yankees, Go Yankees, Go Yankees...)
SINCE 1918: New York--26, Boston--0

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birdboy2000 - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Shall I remind you which team is in first place and which has a sub-500 record?
Charlie Decker - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, the Red Sox are up on the Yankees by what, 4.5 games? In May? I remember once when the Red Sox were up on the Yanks by 14 games in July. The year was 1978. We all know what happened that year. Still think the Red Sox have a chance? Babe, Bucky and Boone say otherwise.
Michael Pacholek - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, seventy-eight. Wasn't that great, Charlie? Reggie being Mr. October, Ron Guidry pitching better than Pedro Martinez ever did, Nettles showing us all how third base is meant to be played, Rich Gossage tossing Goose eggs, and, of course, muh boy, Bucky F. Dent. Like the old song goes, Sox fans: See you in September. Birdboy: With that name, you should be an Oriole fan. There haven't been that many of you since Baltimore rediscovered that it's a football town first.
Freddie C. - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
If you add all the championships that the other New York teams won (including the Giants, Dodgers and Mets) to those won by the Yankees, then you'd have 33 titles that city has won since 1918. The Giants won the Series in 1921, 1922, 1933 and 1954 (but they've never won it in San Francisco), the Brooklyn Bums won in 1955, and the Mets won in 1962 and 1986. So that final stat should read "SINCE 1918: New York--33, Boston--0."
Freddie C. - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh crap! I just realized my mistake: The Mets were an expansion team in 1962, the year they lost 120 games. They actually won their first World Championship in 1969, but the rest of the details are correct to the best of my knowledge. Please forgive me for the blunder.
Genius in Maine - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
You actually rhymed "Dead Sox" with "White Sox"? I thought that was against the rules of parodies.
Yankees Fan - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes this song still holds true the Boston Dead Soxs Suck! And there is nothing anyone one in Boston can do about it. Boston will always be second best to the number one team in Baseball the Yankees. I wouldn't have it any other way, so thanks to all the Yankee players from past, present, and future. BOSTON SUCKS!!!
ChiefHardball - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
26 World Championships. Do I need to go any further?
Dave Koza - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Say, how did those Red Sox do in the ALCS against the Yankees? You blew a three game lead!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! Don't worry, you can follow the Jets!!! Oh wait!!! The Pats spanked them too!!!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
OWNED!!! 2004 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!! GO CRY AGAIN A-FRAUD!
rsox fan - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment
to bad the red sox killed your yankees in the last four game, broke a record & leeaving the yanks with the worst record a team can have - losing a series after being up 3 - 0 so suck on that ny fans. NY time is over its all sox from here on out
go sox - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Merry Merry Merry Frickin' Christmas (World Champion Red Sox Anthem) -------------------------------------------------------------------------­------- Schools out Christmas break Back to Boston, the Red Sox in four straight First the Yankees then St. Louis The curse, reversed, the Bambino really blew it Derek Jeter's lost his mind Trippin' on a broom stick, better luck next time Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner's really pissed Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas Joe Torre, he's a weirdo Gave me a picture of himself in a Speedo Hey A-Rod, you gotta feel the sting You could have come to Boston to wear a World Series ring We all know you're chokin' on your lunch, Try a knuckle sandwich and the Varitek punch Its gonna be a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner's really pissed Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas 2004 the best Christmas yet A World Series ring I was sick of hearing 1918 Its gonna be a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner's really pissed Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas
Torie - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
To bad not only kicked the Yankees ass but the kicked the St. Louis's!!!!!! Sorry New York!!! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck!
Jim - December 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Did everyone laugh the way i did, when the us red sox won the world series? I guess you 50,000 yankee fans can shut up now!!!!!! ouch! the truth hurts
Sox fan - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude, that song sucks.. it's not nearly as creative as the Red Sox one and it repeats the same Red sox suck blah blah line over and over..
Big Red Sox Fan - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
This song sucks like the yankees!!!! Red sox won the 2004 world series and who didn't o yea thats right the yankees. Im Telling yall u better keep dreamin cuz the Red sox are a lot better!!
travis - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
devil ray's? Blue jays? oh those are some real quality teams that are better than the sox. (as i paint sarcasim all over this comment*
Red Sox Rule!!!!!! - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
THIS SUCKS!!!! RED SOX RULE!!! RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!! RED SOX RULE!!! RED SOX RULE!!! RED SOX RULE!!! RED SOX RULE!!! RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!
REDSOXFAN32 - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! Keep talking Punks!!! Pats and Sox...NUFF SAID!!!
Angie - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
YANKS SUCK! and to think you paid all that money for A-rod... too bad he did absolutely NOTHING in the ALCS!!! i cant wait till opening day at fenway when the yankees have to watch the world series champs get recognized!!!
Keri - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
No matter what team this would have been about some people just shouldn't write songs....................this is definately that case...My nine year old niece could write a song with more lyrics then Boston sucks..say it with me.....GET A JOB! GET A JOB!.....Oh yeah by the way I 'm from New England the home of the 2 world champions 2004.......so I hope we suck like this every year from now on...LOL
Yankee Hater - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
THIS SONG STINKS!!! da sox won da world series
big yankee fan - February 06, 2005 - Report this comment
boston sucks period. so you guys are so tough 26-3 if that
NYC SUCKS - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Just like a New Yorker, Making fun of a superior city, when your city is as clean, educated, and rich as Boston then we will talk.
NYC Sucks - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
And too the person that said we bought our world series, I have a question for you How much more do the Yankees make than the Red Sox. Has anyone Noticed the "got rings?" shirts that yankees fans so lovingly flaunt, i think those shirts could be improved upon by adding "only 250 Mill$ a year".
Yanks RULE - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment
1 world series or 26 world series, hmmmmm. yea that's a tough one. Bottom line: Yankees Rule, Boston SUCKS!
Yankees #1 Fan - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
To all the Red Sox Fans you losers can have your 2nd world series but this year we will take number 27 yeah 27. Oh yeah Boston Sucks.
Yankees #1 Fan - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey Red Sox idiots yet again the Yankees are in first and yet again the Sox are fighting for the Wild card. Red Sox Suck
go yanks - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey Boston you guys can kiss my butt oh yeah you idiots are to stupid to know how.
mR cRITIC - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Just watch...Baltimore or Bostin might get back in there.
spellcheck cop to mR cRITIC - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Who is Bostin?
YanksRule - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm so tired of those pathetics Red Sox fans. You got your ring; enjoy it numb brains...Do you honestly think we Yankee fans spend our time worrying about the Sox? Hell Nah! I know, it's an inferiority complex; you folks are allergic to excellence. Too bad! Deal with it! By the way, how many rings you guys have again?...Oh, I thought so.
Boston Sucks - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
The Red Sox have the 2nd highest payroll in the major leagues "NYC sucks". And the Yankees have 26 world championships and the Red Sucks, I mean Red Sox have 6.
Boston Sucks - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
To the Red Sox and their fans: n l l nnl lnn REVERSE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOSTONIAN TROMBONIAN - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
CHOKU REI
Yankfan - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Ok so the Red Sucks are doing better than the Yankees for the first time in what........80 years??? Sorry ya'll doesn't sound like much of an argument to me....Yankees are and always will be THE BEST....by the way, when is the last time you have seen a Yankee tackle an old guy with a knee replacement....Ummmm I didn't think so.
mick7 - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
boston time ti get scared now 1/2..guys can't even beat TB. oh yea indians will win the wild card..yanks got there division locked up..boston like they say theres always next year...atleast you get to hear Sinatra after every game we win
Yank this - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Hyuk yuk. The Sux are now fighting for the wild card. If they don't get it, they'll be the greatest joke in baseball: A team in first place for almost all of the season only to blow it in the last couple of weeks. How's Schilling working out for you now, lame-o's? Ya'll can go suck my New York dick while I take a shit all day.
Mr.Evil Empire - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Haha haha haha 1918-2004 = 86. 2004+86=2090. Damn that's a long time from now....Hehe. Boston Still Sucks. Cheers!!!!
RED SOX RULE! ! ! ! - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Aight "Mr.EvilEmpire." You might work on your math skills just a little bit. 1918-2004=-86. That's right NEGATIVE eighty-six. That shows how STUPID Yankees fans are. By the way, you just got schooled by a 12 year old!
dude - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
didn't the Yankees lose this year too? what are you going on about? the Tankees didn't win the AL... just their division... big deal
yankeesHaveSucked,Suck,andAlwaysWillSuck - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, Freddie Crap, last time I checked The yankees didn't win this year either and that reapeating... like 5 centuries ago... very lame... very, very lame. You know what YOU SUCK yep all you yankees fans can kiss my a$$ cause Red Sox are da best. I don't care if you block this but you'll have to read it first. I just want all you yankee-lovin a$$ holes to know RED SOX ROCK!!!
1918?Nah.. 2000 - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Uhh.. hokay dude. Before I make any comments on this vunderful (Ahem. Dreadful) poem or song or whatever you were intending it to be, let me just tell you that I am a Red Sox fan. And even if I were a Yankee fan, (yeah. riiiight.) I would still tell you this great piece of fulfilling advice: Don't quit your day job, man. Not only does your continuous use of Boston Sucks! get annoying, it also just doesn't make sense 50 bajillion times over and over and freaking over again. Also, for your information, your song just wasn't funny. At all. It's just freaking ridiculous. It consists of Boston Sucks! and Go Yankees! and if I ever heard that song on the radio (God forbid) I'd either fall asleep or turn the effing song off. And say that the record company that signed you should be shot. Ahem. I'd just like you to know that the Yankees are a bunch of over-paid egotistic bimbos. That'll be all. -Kate (Yes, I am of the female gender. Believe it or not, it's not just guys that know baseball. Amazing, ain't it?)
go yankees - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
GRRREAT SONG, ITS TRUE RED SOX SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOSTON SUX WORLD TITLE COUNT GOOD GUYS-26 MUTS-6 EVERY 1 NOSE THE RED SOX SUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!! AROD AND JETER R GREAT AND NO ALEX ISNT OVER PAID!!!!! HE IS THE MVP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mick7 - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
yankees need to get some pitchers and hurry up and get damon before we screw up on an outfielder. oh yea boston still suck
1918?Nah.. 2000 - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah yes, I am back again. I am back to comment on "go yankees" and "mick7"'s comments. Let me get straight to the effing point: the Yankees still suck beyond words, they pay their players WAY too much, and Johnny Damon is probably the best thing to ever happen to the team. A-Rod? Hah. Yes, he is the effing MVP, (though David Ortiz deserved more than he did) but did you watch the playoffs? A-Rod effing CHOKED. And good luck to the Yanks for acquiring Johnny. Ahem. I love him dearly, but this gives me and the rest of Red Sox Nation definite license to boo him when he comes to Boston.
Year 2000 - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Which team has won a team this century- which started in 2001 Yankees time has come and gone. Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!!
Bryson+Joshua - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOSTON REALLY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sarah - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
the yankees rule the redsox can kiss my ass
the real sarah - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
that's bulls*t and you know it
Parody comment spam needs to end. - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Please stop with the incoherent comments, people. Seriously; grow up.
Kevin - May 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I second that...GROW UP!!!! You're all not true fans anyways. The REAL fans don't like that. We actually have class.
d4m4g3 - June 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, this thread really just goes to show the IQ level of the majority of Boston fans. Take a look at the standings, AL East Leaders over the past weeks have been the Yanks and despite the amount of key players on the DL list we still rock your face.
jackson44 - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
' Whooptie freakin' doo. The Red Sox won a world series. So you beat us after a three games to none lead. How can we suck? Who really sucks? Because dumb asses the last time I checked we had 26 world series wins. And you idiots won 1 in 86 years. So choke on that SLAP NUTS!!!
Yankees fan - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
when you do think about it...you guy's are really stupid :)) yankees won 26 world series red sox won like one how is there a comparason..? do u guy's not think before you say something this is what i don't understand red sox have a good team yes..cuz of ortiz and manny dude red sox can't compare to yankees..we will rock you guy's :)) we have like 60 homers and 220 rbi's gone this year cuz of injury..and we are still gonna rule red sox have u guy's ever listen to espn and see what they say o yea comment was and i quote this is the time when the yankees will pull away from the red sox so u red sox fans need to stop being so ignorant have be real reality is that yankees will always win wanna know why altho we spend so much money on the players with the "YES" network and the franchise we make way more income than the red sox still so it doesent matter how we spend the money cuz we have it u guy's need to focous on the wild cards cuz i dont think white sox will catch up detroit..and we all know red sox aint gonna catch up white sox nor the yankees so u guy's can talk shit..but in the end the yankees will come out n top cheak all the previous stats and see at the end of the year who always leads..? stop being assholes
Josh - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
well acutally the red sox just suck. look at it this way, how many world series wins do the sox have and how many do the yankees have. thanx.owned.stfu.
lil pimp - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment
red sox suck dick
Nick - May 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Lets see what team won 26 World Championships (1923, 1927-1928, 1932, 1936-1939, 1941, 1943, 1947, 1949-1953, 1956, 1958, 1961-1962, 1977-1978, 1996, 1998-2000) Has 39 Pennants (1921-1923, 1926-1928, 1932, 1936-1939, 1941-1943, 1947, 1949-1953, 1955-1958, 1960-1964, 1976-1978, 1981, 1996, 1998-2001, 2003), 14 division titles (1976-1978, 1980-1981*, 1994, 1996, 1998-2006), and 44 Post-Season Appearances (1921-1923, 1926-1928, 1932, 1936-1939, 1941-1943, 1947, 1949-1953, 1955-1958, 1960-1964, 1976-1978, 1980-1981, 1996, 1998-2006) NOT THE RED SOX!!!!!!! They are also the only team represented in the National Baseball Hall of Fame at every position!!!!
cody - June 28, 2007 - Report this comment
ok well yankees fans say we red sox fans are ignorant well ok remeber that game yankees blue jays ok a-rod rounding third fly ball on the 3rd base line a- rod yells mine mine well this makes the 3rd baseman miss ok a-rod again going to second on a fly to the outfeild a-rod is so slow he has to dive into second well he decides to try to elbow our second baseman but it doesnt work if i was a-rod at this point every time i went into the batters box i would just about sh*** myself because everyone hates him..... so if you are with me on this bull about a-rod IM me footblbaseball
Bucky Dent - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Red Sox Suck
rbb - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Lemme guess. Boston after showing Cleveland who's the boss in the first ALCS game, decided to spot Cleveland three games. Now, to show the just how good they are, Boston will win the next three games. NOT! Boston's going to crash and burn...
rbb - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Ummm... Look, I never expected(or hoped) Boston to make a comeback. I'm just going to keep my mouth shut about the World Series...
dude - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
not only did the Sox thrash Cleveland (the last game of that series was a comedy of errors on Cleveland's part) but they destroyed the much ballyhoed Rockies in a 4 game sweep.
dude - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
I love it, check when this was written. The beginning of the 2004 season, the one the Sox broke the curse in. The Yankees haven't been there since either. I think this song is the new curse, for the Yankees. Way to go getting A-Rod by the way, how'd that work out for you Yanks fans?
grow up guys.. - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
look overall the RED SOX kick ass. i guess its a personal opinion thing or whatever but the person who wrote this was expressing themselves. All of you inconsiderate, imature ADULTS out there who think they're right aren't. Nobody is. So there. Although i think that the RED SOX are the best team around at this time--winning both 2004 and 2007--the yankees have had their fair share of wins and its only right to boast about them. If you ADULTS have a problem with this poem then go out and write one of your own and see exactly how many people agree with you. GROW UP GUYS..
grow up guys.. - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
and also... RED SOX RULE! =]
Aaron - June 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Go Sox... 05 Champs. Eff the Bo Sox.
Adri :D - July 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Who gives a s*** if the red sox are in first place? They got their asses beat the other day by Tampa and the Yankees won another game 18-7!
Curse dead and buried? Yeah, right - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
The Curse Of The Bambino struck again in 2008 when the Red Sox fell behind 3-1 against the double-a's and choked in Game 7.
Reality Check - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Curse, schmurse. It's over now because the Sox broke their drought in '04, after going a whopping 86 years without a championship. And furthermore, they won the championship again last year by giving the Rockies a taste of their own medicine. Now unless the Sox go the next 40+ years without winning another World Series Title, then there ain't no curse. Period.
A-Mile - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
your 2009 boston red sux 1.J.D. Poo rf 2.Rustin' PedROIDuh 2b 3.Kevin Pukealis 3b 4."BACK ON ROIDS!!!!!" dh 5."Discustingly, we call it JasonAde" lf 6.Jacoby EllsBURRIED CF 7.Mark shut the f___ up 1b 8.Jason VeryDecked 9.Nick Creamed ss Pitching- Tim Fakefield Closing-Jonathan PappleBUM BOSTON SUCKS
Jeetr - September 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Red Sox SUCK! They are the WORST team in baseball! Gte over it! NYY 2009 Champs. #27! How many you got?
A-Mile - September 10, 2009 - Report this comment
As of this century: Yankees: 6, soon to be 7 Al East titles. Made 2 fall classics including a series win to get there against boston, 1 wild card, and missed only 1 playoff year. Red Sux: 1 al east title, 1 wild card, 2 fall classic titles. Missed 4 playoff years, and are less consistent than the Yankees. THERE WAS NEVER A CURSE....BOSTON SUCKED FOR 85 YEARS. THEY ARE 83-92 AGAINST THE YANKEES THIS CENTURY. It's irrelevant to say that the Yankees suck. But since I live in Seattle, I'm a Mariners fan. Even though we're not successful, we still have fun and keep our heads high. p.s. BOSTON SUCKS
Yankees27 - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Yankees got 27, b****es! Oh, and congrats to Papelbum for choking against the Angels! Boston sucks! Great parody, btw.

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