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Song Parodies -> "Carter Sucks"

Original Song Title:

"Cleveland Rocks"

 (MP3)
Parody Song Title:

"Carter Sucks"

Parody Written by:

Austin

The Lyrics

All these people callin' me
This ain't where they come from
They got such a messed up attitude
This isn't where they belong
All the stupid kids growin' up in the sticks go
Carter sucks! Carter sucks!
Ol' Jimbob is drinkin a bottle of Jim Beam while goin
Carter sucks! Carter sucks!
Carter sucks! Carter sucks!
Carter sucks! Carter sucks!
Carter sucks! Carter sucks!
Mamma don't know, she's losin all her hair.
And she got a new tattoo.
It's the kids and the phony hair that makes me drink like i do
And all the ugly chicks with the extra wide hips go
Carter sucks! Carter sucks!
Livin in a hog pin with a bottle of gin goin'
Carter sucks! Carter sucks!
Carter sucks! Carter sucks!
Carter sucks! Carter sucks!
Carter sucks! Carter sucks!
I got some dollar bills but very few
I blow it on whiskey like all the others do
They was all drunk suckers, now I am too
Cause Carter sucks, Carter sucks
Carter sucks! Carter sucks!
Carter sucks! Carter sucks!
Carter sucks! Carter sucks!
Carter sucks! Carter sucks!
Carter sucks! Carter sucks!
Carter sucks! Carter sucks!
Carter sucks! Carter sucks!
Carter sucks! Carter sucks!
Carter sucks! Carter sucks!
Carter sucks!
KENTUCKY

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Narf - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Just outa curiosity, what is this "Carter" that you're referring to?
Olvan The Terrible - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
My first guess would be Jimmy.
Austin - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm referring to Carter City, a small place in Kentucky where there is absolutely nothing to do except watching all the drunks act like idiots.
Michael Pacholek - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Sounds like New Brunswick, New Jersey to me. Only with less traffic and more basketball.
Tim Hall - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Is it any wonder a number of Kentucky counties are still dry?

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