Song Parodies -> Gotta Kill Em All
| Original Song Title: | "Gotta Catch Em All" |
| Original Performer: | Pokemon |
| Parody Song Title: | "Gotta Kill Em All" |
| Parody Written by: | Polar1s |
This is my first. Bad I know
I want to be the very worst, like no one ever was,
To kill them is my real test,
To hang them is my cause,
I will pummel along the way,
searching far and wide,
Beat pokemon to understand,
My power that's inside!
Pokemon!
It's you and me!
Inside a mortuary,
Pokemon!
Oooh you'll end up dead
Before the night can end!
Pokemon!
With hearts so black,
Give pikachu a smack!
Beat Rayquaza with a bat!
Pokemon!
Gotta kill em all, gotta kill em all!
Every pokey along the way
With weapons, I shall face,
I will murder everyday,
to Claim my rightful place!
Come with me, the time is right!
To the back of this alley,
Wrist control, I'll win the fight!
Last night it was my dream!
Pokemon!
It's you and me!
Inside a mortuary,
Pokemon!
Oooh you'll end up dead
Before the night can end!
Pokemon!
With hearts so black,
Give pikachu a smack!
Beat Rayquaza with a bat!
Pokemon!
Gotta kill em all, gotta kill em all!
Pokemon!
It's you and me!
Inside a mortuary,
Pokemon!
Oooh you'll end up dead
Before the night can end!
Pokemon!
With hearts so black,
Give pikachu a smack!
Beat Rayquaza with a bat!
Pokemon!
Gotta kill em all, gotta kill em all!
(Gotta kill em all, gotta kill em all! Pokemon!!!)
To kill them is my real test,
To hang them is my cause,
I will pummel along the way,
searching far and wide,
Beat pokemon to understand,
My power that's inside!
Pokemon!
It's you and me!
Inside a mortuary,
Pokemon!
Oooh you'll end up dead
Before the night can end!
Pokemon!
With hearts so black,
Give pikachu a smack!
Beat Rayquaza with a bat!
Pokemon!
Gotta kill em all, gotta kill em all!
Every pokey along the way
With weapons, I shall face,
I will murder everyday,
to Claim my rightful place!
Come with me, the time is right!
To the back of this alley,
Wrist control, I'll win the fight!
Last night it was my dream!
Pokemon!
It's you and me!
Inside a mortuary,
Pokemon!
Oooh you'll end up dead
Before the night can end!
Pokemon!
With hearts so black,
Give pikachu a smack!
Beat Rayquaza with a bat!
Pokemon!
Gotta kill em all, gotta kill em all!
Pokemon!
It's you and me!
Inside a mortuary,
Pokemon!
Oooh you'll end up dead
Before the night can end!
Pokemon!
With hearts so black,
Give pikachu a smack!
Beat Rayquaza with a bat!
Pokemon!
Gotta kill em all, gotta kill em all!
(Gotta kill em all, gotta kill em all! Pokemon!!!)
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No comment.
ouch while iwas reading this... all i could think of was my charmander being horribly mauled to death ur sick kid... leave the innocent pokemon alone
hmmm i guess some people like it. :P I'm gonna make another i guess.
That was cool
I dunno i guess u could say i like pokemon but than why wold i read this website? hmmm well its not really my fault my anoying bro makes me watch the stupid thing all the time oh year dose mad evil Jay ring a bell or brain less Grim hmm (laudgs evily)
cool website
Lol
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