Song Parodies -> "Gotta Kill Em All"

Original Song Title:

"Gotta Catch Em All"

Original Performer:

Pokemon

Parody Song Title:

"Gotta Kill Em All"

Parody Written by:

Polar1s

The Lyrics

This is my first. Bad I know

I want to be the very worst, like no one ever was,
To kill them is my real test,
To hang them is my cause,
I will pummel along the way,
searching far and wide,
Beat pokemon to understand,
My power that's inside!

Pokemon!
It's you and me!
Inside a mortuary,
Pokemon!
Oooh you'll end up dead
Before the night can end!
Pokemon!
With hearts so black,
Give pikachu a smack!
Beat Rayquaza with a bat!
Pokemon!
Gotta kill em all, gotta kill em all!

Every pokey along the way
With weapons, I shall face,
I will murder everyday,
to Claim my rightful place!
Come with me, the time is right!
To the back of this alley,
Wrist control, I'll win the fight!
Last night it was my dream!

Pokemon!
It's you and me!
Inside a mortuary,
Pokemon!
Oooh you'll end up dead
Before the night can end!
Pokemon!
With hearts so black,
Give pikachu a smack!
Beat Rayquaza with a bat!
Pokemon!
Gotta kill em all, gotta kill em all!

Pokemon!
It's you and me!
Inside a mortuary,
Pokemon!
Oooh you'll end up dead
Before the night can end!
Pokemon!
With hearts so black,
Give pikachu a smack!
Beat Rayquaza with a bat!
Pokemon!
Gotta kill em all, gotta kill em all!
(Gotta kill em all, gotta kill em all! Pokemon!!!)

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Jonathan S. - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment

No comment.

Shadow - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment

ouch while iwas reading this... all i could think of was my charmander being horribly mauled to death ur sick kid... leave the innocent pokemon alone

Polar1s - April 03, 2007 - Report this comment

hmmm i guess some people like it. :P I'm gonna make another i guess.

Alex - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment

That was cool

coolcat - October 20, 2007 - Report this comment

I dunno i guess u could say i like pokemon but than why wold i read this website? hmmm well its not really my fault my anoying bro makes me watch the stupid thing all the time oh year dose mad evil Jay ring a bell or brain less Grim hmm (laudgs evily)

.... - October 21, 2007 - Report this comment

cool website

Jigsaw-J - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment

Lol

Faith - December 18, 2010 - Report this comment

I really HATE pok'emon!! I mean sure it was awesome the 1-2 genaration but 3-6 I can only say one word:RETARDED with a captial R.E.T.A.R.D.E.D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this song!!!

Jabba the Hutt - September 22, 2016 - Report this comment

Best song ever! Morberplz is a spoiled b**** and fake with ugly ass nails!

Boogie2988 - October 19, 2016 - Report this comment

Pure genius!!!

Sanjos - May 22, 2019 - Report this comment

Pokemon, gotta catch em all, make em fight against their will, extort for fees and get some $tuff, Pokemon!

Unknown - June 22, 2019 - Report this comment

GENIUS! A funny part if u can fit it ins somehow is catch something like a spoink or a pikachu and then break the pokeball.

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