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Song Parodies -> "I Once Was On A Mission, On A Cruise I Was Wishin, That My Mom Was In The Kitchen, Eatin Chicken Finger Lickin"

Original Song Title:

"Southtown"

Original Performer:

Pod

Parody Song Title:

"I Once Was On A Mission, On A Cruise I Was Wishin, That My Mom Was In The Kitchen, Eatin Chicken Finger Lickin"

Parody Written by:

Kojak

The Lyrics

every one listen up, up,up, upheaval is in the hizouse, we bout it bout and crowded crowded, come on
say farewell to the bad rymes, all the misrymed and repeated words in my head, makes sense why biggy and pac wounded up dead, but when they realize eminem is white,and not black, they will take it all back and start sayin anna smith is truly fat, when am i right dot com , gives me the chance to tell em there wrong, then i open my mouth and spit , and wont stop ,ill never quit, real life circumstances make me blink, let me watch "baby boy" and watch snoop fall to his knees
[CHORUS}
here where they broke down, bad grammar used in every way
they get knocked in the grill and off there feet, for sellin drugs as a preteen every day, will it stay the same , if im claimed white at my prime, take the blame in the crime, and thank bubba he is of small size

one gun, its to little for the blacks im among
can i measure up to the way that there hung
or do i have to live with my bum bum bein stung
and when pump comes thrust im not able to walk away
i keep on lookin down as i walk through the crowd
make sure i look at my feet and walk like im golden brown
today is here, and blacks got the same old fear
best rapper white, and tiger woods is a queer

it aint got to get you pissed

dont wanna listen to this, it aint got to get you pissed
dont wanna listen to this, its a twist

{CHORUS}

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