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Welcome to lunch time
back again like I never
ate for the 1st time
seems to mess with my gut
so when I realize
what I ate
is it too late
to go back to the kitchen,
& put more food on my plate
couldn't be the next guy
that you date
I'm overweight
now I sit me down to eat
gettin' fat is my fate
this here is mealtime
2nd helpings make you think
should I be counting my calories,
the next second my heart beats
Here in the kitchen
now you know that cook don't play
put it down on my plate
will I eat another day
if I take a bite this time
gotta eat yours & mine
& thank God I'm still able to dine
1 lunch
is never enough to munch
when it's food I want
nothing stands in my way
like yesterday
I let my jaws get loose,
& when it comes to buffets
not used to walkin away
"Waiter fill my cup"
& I'll drink it right up
when it comes to food
I just can't get enough
don't want more chicken or fish
aint gotta eat like this
don't want more chicken or fish
I must resist x4

I don't wanna eat

why do I have to eat like this x4

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